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Saturday night was for wives...
Don't start. Mom, you're the one who wanted us here.
those metrics...are on the house
Why don't you go fuck yourself Tyler?
-Some red wine. -Okay.
I swear on my fucking mother if you touch her again your dead
Did I tell you about my passion for bodily fluids?
Morrie's wigs don't come off!
Stop the drugs. They're making your mind into mush!
Doesn't matter it's all profit
You fucking varmint. Dance!
Now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week...
Yeah. They mean business.
Don't shoot.
That wouldn't be a bad idea
I bought it for my wife. It's a coupe. I love that car.
- She looks Italian. - She is Italian, you're right.
What did I tell you? I talked to you before, didn't I?
I still love the life.
Jump on in and subscribe to my you tube channel! Rebecca Circo - calmspeakny.com
Chump crew Time's up
Now go home and get my fucking shrooms
I'm not going to do this unless you and the kids come with me.
The older I get the more I feel this
When you go to a basketball game.. And it’s Glendale
No, you don't.
Noway, what are you doing here? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother
Whole family is all rats
It's gonna be a good summer.
Henny Youngman.
No More Shines Kevin
The only problem is getting a key, but I've got a plan.
Officer Lofstrom talking to the public about cats
Okay, boys, let's eat. Come on, it's ready, Vinnie.
What he was supposed to do was steal the panel truck...
The 3rd paycheck of the month
Maybe the family owns the whole block. You may wind up with a big score.
-For my mom. -Yeah, whatever.
Security?
He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin...
What have I been telling you
What do you mean, I'm funny?
Go open your trunk.
"We had a problem. We tried to do everything we could."
how the fuck is this funny? what the fuck is so funny about this?
But it's the middle of summer. What'll I do with fur coats?
Shrimp and lobsters were best. They went really fast.
The place got hit by the corona virus Fuck you pay me
sounds like somebody we know
Come on. All right.
Where you going, you dizzy motherfucker, you?
Tim, do you understand what we are involved in here?
I'll see you later.
I've been home! I've been on the phone--
I always asked if they wanted coffee. Some wives, like Mickey Conway...
Take this.
I can't do it without you.
What's right is right.
fuck him in the ear fuck him in the other ear
We have been with together for 62 years. Really? ♥️You do this one all the time then act like I don’t know it. ♥️
yeah yeah
I had business.
Don we now our gay apparel
BORRIC.
Shayne … You really are a funny guy.
The Fallins No HOBOS
-God be with you. -Bye, Ma.
It's going to be a good summer!
You know that kid from the city we were talking about? You know?
Kids annoying? Fuck you, game me
Come on, what else?
among the italians it was real greaeball shit
If I was gonna break your balls id tell ya to go home and get your shine box
Intern Dave! Congratulations!
What do you want?
That means anybody.
MY MOTHER WAS HAPPY AFTER SHE FOUND OUT THAT BORRIC AND MAYONG...
Now take yo oogidy boogidy ass home and get yo fukkin shine box
he's prejudiced against Bitcoin
Twenty-five fucking years, pal. I'll slap your fucking head inside out.
faecae crumbs i would share in the bread with the lady of shalott in tapastall i would i shall eat them. in the cloth she lay what dismay faecae crumbs consumed by thee i would worsen i shalt not do.
Bino
He used to hang around the lounge and play guitar. Everybody loved Stacks.
Hey! Come here you! Come here!
Candace sobbing reading Schroeders Eulogy beginning... I thought hed never shut the fuck
You see anybody fucking around with this shit you're gonna tell me, right?
Hits became a habit. Guys would get into arguments over nothing.
-Ready? -Henry, lighten up.
when the client decides to just shred all the drives
Give me a break. She's drunk.
As far as i can remmeber i always wanted to be a gansta
You're an animal.
-Look at my shoes, aren't they great? -My God.
I don’t care where you got it, just get it out of here and bring it back where you got it.
ma no non ti preoccupare caro menkioni il drink lo offre la casa la noscia casa
And this we just had to have made special. Go ahead, sit in it, Belle.
I’ve got digital fingerprints on everything they’ve done through the F.B.I.
Funny how? What's funny about it?
I don't know what else to say. I know I fucked up.
I need It it’s my lucky shirt I can’t coach without it
-How are you? -Good.
the biggest heist in American history: the Lufthansa heist.
Morrie, relax, okay? It's Christmas. -Jimmy, I need the matriarch
How're You Doing, Henry?
On the house.
PANZELLA è CANDIDATO SINDACO LO SAPEVI PANZELLA QUANDO TI TROVI A PASSARE PORTAMI WHISKY CON ACQUA
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Not witjout Your car keys your not!
We had it all, just for the asking.
Then you're better off staying in here.
Without the fin, no it's him.
how the fuck is that funny? what the fuck is so funny about that?
What the fuck you doing? It's a joke.
Fuck you, pay me.
Paulie La don`t have to move for Nick Olivieri That's because Paulie La don`t have to move for anybody.`
If any truckers or airlines gave us trouble...
Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox ... Banchod You Bloody Bastard Fuck!
How are you all? I'm glad to be here. Take my love seat, please.
when you can't borrow another buck or buy another case of booze You Bust The Joint Out. You Light A Match.
When buddy's when their wife meets mine for the first time
These covers don't fit What is wrong with you
What kind of people are they?
Like lead boom Lol
$3,200.
Understand me? Call from an outside line. I mean it.
He knew what went on at that cabstand.
Frankie, what the fuck does 520 have to do with 469?
-Okay. -Just for a while.
There's only one Irishman here.
I'm a union delegate
This much. Give me a kiss.
We got to start taping it to your leg. We got to go soon.
You've been away a long time. They didn't tell you.
Don’t get nervous
Always keep your mouth shut!
God be with you
Spider, that fucking bandage on your foot is bigger than your fucking head.
See, Jimmy knew if Paulie found out he was into drug deals with me...
She'll kill him, but she won't divorce him.
Fuck!
I’m sorry…
Your a mumbling stuttering little fuck
It was among the Russians Real grease ball shit
Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job...
no more dutch jokes mr snrub
Tommy and Carbone were gonna grab the outside guard...
i don’t use that app anymore
-Didn't you tell him? -I didn't tell him yet.
We weren't married to nine-to-five guys.
What the fuck you think I'm talking about? Paulie, please. Come on.
who was willing to risk his neck just to get us the little extras.
He may have moved slow...
Okay, now we can eat.
She's prejudiced against Italians.
Trouble with a bill, he can go to Paulie.
Sooo commish it's all set..
Test
Sweetheart, let Mommy eat.
What’s the world coming to?
What I tell Saul when he answers my text
Can you point him out for the jury?
What did you do? What happened?
Mr. Cusano hearing the Bills v Jags score on his Shower Radio
Please put the gun down Karen
What's with you? He ain't ready. I knew you wouldn't be ready.
Stop breaking my balls, all right?
Absolutely
It didn't mean anything. When I was broke I would go out and rob some more.
Hello Jamil, I need to get a box Oh ok
Never rat on your friends...
-It's 11:30. We had to be there by 9:00. -I'll be ready in a minute.
The fuckers. I wish I was big just once.
I can’t believe this. A Jew broad. Prejudiced against Italians.
I am all right! You ain't, you prick.
Yee-ha!
You gotta go home to your family You understand?
Who wants to go to Uncle Donny’s?
Merry Christmas.
-You gonna pay? -Give us the fucking money!
You insulted him a lil’ bit. You got outta order a lil’ bit
…every time, you two. Don’t you work?
Here's your graduation present.
Ddfd
Steve I need the money Jack Morrie Steve will give it you
Congratulations!
WHAT DO YO WANT FROM ME!
DON'T WORRY SO MUCH
This drink here is better than sex, babe.
no, you are wrong
Don't "yeah, yeah" me, Lois. This is important.
I'll come back later!
I'm fucking kidding with you, you fucking shoot the guy?
- What do you want me to do? - Do? What can you do?
I'm not saying you gotta call me back this minute. But you gotta call back.
k
How many sugars?
- The bag. The bag. - What? What bag?
and here I am, a backup guy for Tommy.
I feel terrible.
PAFA
Get the fuck out of here!
You got me on a pay me no mind list?
-I'd like you to meet my friend, Henry Hill. -How do you do?
- I'm just listening. - Something wrong?
It's him!
I can’t have it
Talking to the Captain…
Come on!, Come on!, i'll be all up on yo bitch ass like a Armadillo on top of a Possum!
I haven't seen you in a long time and you get fucking fresh.
French.
Pat Kell Store owner
You told them nothing, and they got nothing.
Jimmy?
Tommy, what the fuck?
You think Josh tells his wife everything
Keep that mofo here! Keep him here.
I don’t where hats backward anymore
We'll watch the home front.
You want me to be your partner? Is that what you're telling me?
Think Morrie tells his wife everything?
just as long as they aren't also a member.
I don’t know if they came up there and told ya She don’t kill dogs no more
Uh-oh....
that in 2R, Rossi, you are nothing but a whore!
It's a JIRA ticket. I never work without it.
What the fuck are you looking at? You fucking moron!
Boy, you been away a long time, they didn't tell ya I dont root for Rodgers anymore
Mole. MOLE!!!
You gonna pay us?
AND OTHER PLACES FOR HIS BROTHER, MAYONG, WHO WAS THE BOSS OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
Like I was never nothing to you.
Big score coming from Air France. Bags of money coming in.
And That's That
I got to go home and get my hat.
You motherfukkin bitch ass nigga! You lost yo fukkin part time cartoon mind!
When I'm double crossed Now I gotta turn my back on you
Stop! Will you grow up! I’m still gonna go out Karen!
waste 2 hours waiting, then run home have nothing to say, wasted the day on you
and pledge allegiance to the flag and sit through good government bullshit?
When you just get the reg change And you've been doing things wrong for the last month and a half
Each one of these counts holds
Billy!!!
Did you have a good day at school?
I ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce... and I got egg noodles and ketchup
I've been trying to bang her for a fucking month now.
If anyone complained twice, they got hit so bad they never complained again.
Get the smell?
You know what he told me?
I know you’re actually a puppet.
Hammer
I swear if you go near him again, you're dead!
Just no place with ticks alright
If we wanted something, we just took it.
- You think it's all right? - Yeah.
-Bring it fucking back. -I'll bring it back.
Salud, tommy
They're afraid I'll rat them out.
don't put too many onions in the sauce...
When they were having coffee, I was asking for a check.
Bye bye Dickhead
Bones are all shattered.
.
I only bought them because he wanted them, and now he didn't.
Forget about tonight