Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Within a couple of weeks, it got so big I needed some help.

Yahoo, you motherfucker!

I said, "Don't say it."

Do you believe this prick? You think this is funny?

about the really good loads. Of course, everybody got a piece.

Bye bye Dickhead

What is this, HRH? Henry...I need SWAPS...Not HRH!

- It's so good. - I did it.

Paulie La dont have to move for Nick That's because Paulie La dont have to move for anybody.`

He was jumpy. He hadn't touched a thing.

He knew how to handle it.

Happy Hanukkah.

Say Hello to those blowjob hacks

What did I tell you? You don’t but anything, you hear me?

My daughter says you're half Jewish. Um... it's just the good half.

- You deliver mail to his house? - Yeah.

YOU FEEL STRONG

I didn't think there was anything strange in any of this.

You Want To SEE HELICOPTERS?

Bye bye dickhead.

and other places for his brother, Paul, who was the boss of the neighborhood.

No more shines billy

All right, make the call.

He does these impersonations, I swear, you’d think it was the real people .

It was a very good system.

What right is right

-Where's the stuff I left, Karen? -I flushed it down the toilet.

Rob is making fried peppers and sausage for us.

before I could unload the Pittsburgh stuff.

Don't buy wigs that come off at the wrong time.

What are you going to do? Fight with Jimmy Conway?

the league needed this guy right here!

Karen finally got her mother to put her house up for my bail and I was out.

Look at me! Never forget what I said!

-I thought it was Henry. -You're a mumbling, stuttering little fuck.

Now I gotta turn my back on you

-Just stay away from the garbage. -Look, Paulie--

We can't by drugs and paper plates? Its ok, Chief M said we are the best

I thought he was gonna shit.

WE ALL KNOW THAT. I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT IT IS. OKAY? WE KNOW WHAT IT IS.

$7,000 I charged em

Free cars. Keys to a dozen hideout flats all over the city.

Hundreds of guys depended on Paulie, he got a piece of everything they made.

What is this? Coats? Henry, I need suits, not coats.

Frenchy and Joe Buddha had to round up the workers.

I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers

Did you have a good flight?

There's a Jewish holiday on Monday.

Now, ladies and gentlemen...

Sounds like somebody(‘s) we know know…

THEY USED TO CALL HIM CHICKEN ROLL SLASH

-Thank you. -Keep them coming.

Let's go shopping.

Everything was one-on-one. Paulie hated conferences.

Get over here. I haven't seen you in six years.

You're A Funny Guy

She gave up everybody: Jimmy, me, even her brother.

-Get it out of here! -All right. Let's go, honey.

“You’re gonna like this guy, he’s a güdfella, he’s one of us”

What do you got me on A pay-no-mind list kid?

So I asked my brother to watch the sauce, and Karen and I started out.

The two of them come over every day, commiserating.

In this day and age…

Keep 'em coming

I’m gonna go set the waivers set the waivers

People call them rats because rats do anything to survive. Isn't that right?

Mmm an aristocrat

As far as Jimmy was concerned, with Tommy being made...

You sure you want to do this Think it through

- What happened? - It's Karen, Jimmy.

He didn't want anybody hearing what he said...

I don't need a party, Cuhris Ok.

He wanted to make sure I wasn't tailed.

You got a phone? Come on!

-Tell him what you were telling me. -Too good to be true.

-You all right? -Yeah, sure.

Morrie’s Wigs Don’t come off!

I'm sorry, too. It's okay. No problem.

I know a place upstate. They'll never find him. More tablecloths.

Into the oven you go

It was revenge for Billy Batts...

Dance for me, Kyle.

The Irishman is here to take all you guineas' money.

Christmas like your Henry Hill

Don't fucking move! Don't move.

I wonder about you sometimes Jeffrey, You may fold under questioning

Think Joe tells his wife everything?

sarah charlie and dechita osada and wayne whiteman and kimberley kennedy. and bonny swan and sarah portmore.

And you're still bouncing around from girl to girl.

Wait a couple of minutes. We'll leave together.

They're gonna make him.

George With a pistol

I ask these guys not to leak anything and they can’t help themselves

To become a member of a crew you've got to be one hundred per cent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country

-Thanks, Jimmy. -Don't worry.

and he'd come from around the counter. No matter how many were waiting...

I'm telling you.

You’re a real jerk. You wasted 8 fucking aprons on this guy.

Stop with the drugs There making your mind into

It's unbelievable. You could see how a white girl could fall for him.

Ya know you’re a mumblin stutterin little fuck, ya know that?

I didn't have to wait in line at the bakery on Sunday mornings for fresh bread.

And this guy’s saying, “what do you want from me?”

Whoever sold you those suits had a sense of humor.

Talkin to the captain...

The car's cold.

was among the kikes, It was real matzo ball shit.

High Gruden be like...

I ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup

-Which diner? -Rockaway Boulevard. It's open 24 hours.

I told you we’re on our own. Forget about everyone else. Forget Andy!

I’ve seen enough memes for one day thank you

Throw 'em to the lions I aint going in with any lions Jimmy

Don’t you work?

You look like you're decorating a Christmas tree.

-I got to hack it off. -Ooh.

My dad says he'll kill me. Look.

If there was a union problem or, say, a beef in the numbers...

He'd rather whack them. Anyway, what did I care?

-Okay? -All right.

Gave a guy six months to live. Couldn't pay his bill.

Are you nuts? What's your problem?

We've just gotta be really careful while we do it.

He's gonna get made. He's gonna be a boss

No, I heard someone say "Spider, Spider."

- You don't understand. - You don't understand. Store's closed.

CINCINNATI FANS ARE THINKING PLAYOFFS!

Get the fuck out of here, Tommy.

There aren't any arguments or curses like in the movies.

GO F Your Mutha

-What's up? -Did I hit something?

From now on, any letter from that school to his house comes directly here.

It's going to be a good bye week.

I'm proud of you. That is a lot of money for a kid like you.

You took your first pinch like a man.

I had a sugar bowl full of coke next to the bed.

They won't find out until Tuesday. Beautiful.

No postcard again for Reep ?

-I know nothing about being a rat. -You know everything about it.

You've been in here a million times. You know how it looks.

-Let her do it! -Stop it!

That’s a lot of money for amid like you

And that's that.

This is all in your mind Relax trust me

People who have met me Wondering how Tami is still with me

And also i’m gonna make Karen’s Booty Jiggle Wiggle

My cars were registered to my wife.

-What for? I got pinched. -Everyone does, but you did it right.

Her fucking family lives in the Five Towns. These Jews got money.

How's your friend Henry?

I'm sorry, Jimmy.

That wouldn't be a bad idea.

Merry Christmas

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

Everybody wanted to be nice to him.

It's okay, but it's like you died and woke up in Jew heaven.

We’re not animali

But, I'm funny, how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you?

I been telling you your whole life, don't talk on the phone.

I'm gonna go see Stacks. Don't you look at anybody or I'll fucking kill you.

Now go to the tech shop and get ya fuckin harness.

Look at this. All dressed up and doing the town. Tommy!

You gotta go home. Smarten up.

Oh, God. I see it.

I thought you said I'm all right danny I am all right your not all right ya mumbling stuttering fuck danny

Leave the ice pick. Take the danish.

I'll think about it. But it'll cost you, Hill. A lot.

Paulie hated phones. He wouldn't have one in his house.

-What'll we do with him? -Chop him up and get rid of the car.

I'll review the API. I don't give a hoot. Is it the first API I reviewed?

why did you do that, karen!

I kept looking out the window, and I saw that the helicopter was gone.

- Anywhere? - Yeah, anywhere.

Where's the strong box, you varmint?

Yes, I'm nuts. Something's going on.

Forget about tonight. Forget about it.

I was the luckiest kid in the world.

You've been away a long time, maybe they didn't tell you. I don't give AdHoc advice no more

I like it. One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.

This guy who lives across the street from me that I've known all my life.

Fucking mutt dented my shoes.

You walk like fucking Stepin Fetchit.

It was among the native new Yorkers. It was real Mets fan shit.

When me and bros cash out

You popped your cherry !

What are you going to do? What? I fucking fly at him.

It's finally here!!! Happy 10 year Amaversary

What do you got me on a fuckin' pay no mind list, here?

Make them wait.

or I'll blow your brains out. Shut the car off slowly.

I don’t get cheapest tickets anymore

What're you doing? You're leaving your car?

Do You Believe This Prick?

That’s a lot of money for a kid like you

who was sneaking behind his back, selling junk.

FORGET ABOUT IT

The Jew broad, Diane, I was telling you I'm going to shag.

Youre Fucked in the head Gemma, This is all in your mind

but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.

he was frozen so stiff...

Me with the Phils tonite…..

Keep that motherfucker here! Keep him here.

But meanwhile, as far as Jimmy knew, I was going along with the program.

my daughter says your half fartnigger

Saturday night was for wives, but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.

They wanted to talk to Henry about this or that.

this is neither the time nor the place. does nothing strike you as odd about what you are doing?

When kids were born, Mickey and Jimmy were the first at the hospital.

You Worry too much Everything is beautiful

now go home and get you're fucking shine box

In fact, no more letters from anybody.

Saturday night was for wives, but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.

It was revenge for Jamie Schlims. And a lot of other things. And that’s that, there was nothing we could do about it.

Don't Buy Anything

Normal people don't act like this!

What was I supposed to do? They were all over the house.

Paulie Hated Phones, He wouldn't have one in his house

Can I get some money?

Nice to meet you. My daughter says that your space laser is half Jewish?

You took your first pinch like a man and learned the two greatest things in life.

I came home and I want what I got to get. I got mouths to feed.

BORT. HOW ARE YOU?

Can I have this much money

No no no. I want ‘em…

He's a grown-up. He doesn't have to call every five minutes.

All they got from Paulie was protection from other guys looking to rip them off.

Even Paulie, since he got out, I've never seen him. I never see anybody anymore.

They'd know a package was leaving my house...

I belonged. I was treated like a grown-up.

No, what? Who the fuck asked you anything?

Happy Mother’s Day Love you

She spends her life in a nightgown.

We are not animali…

I Like this guy!!!

What, are making a cake?

Stop with the triple Negations They're turnin your mind into mush

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be extremely online

You took too much of that stuff. You're totally paranoid.