Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your a real jerk. You wasted 5 fucking Narcans on this guy

KENZEL! KENZEL!!!

And it's worth it, isn't it?

Grammar is bad? Fuck you, Pay me. Made some spelling mistakes? Fuck you, Pay me.

Dave ... You really are a funny guy!!

I'm really happy for you. Great. Congratulations.

We just got here. What are you doing?

Finally after a few weeks, my mother went to the post office to complain.

They used to call him "Spitshine Tommy."

-What happened, Karen? -I just got scared. It's okay.

What's really funny is that fucking bank job in Secaucus.

I beat him to a pulp. To a pulp I beat him.

You went to law school? Fuck you, pay me!

at the Lufthansa cargo terminal at Kennedy Airport.

Oh your kid caught corona? Fuck you, pay me.

I got $500,000 coming to me.

Morris, baby, are you alright?

A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians.

The mole is on the house

I don’t do YouTube anymore.

Henry come here, say hello to Tommy You're gonna be stealing Jagr bobbleheads together, okay?

He's saying, "What do you want from me?"

-Are you all right? -Yeah.

Let me shoot him in his big, fucking mouth!

Nice fucking game

- Yeah, who is it? - It's me.

Rossi, Janice Rossi. Do you hear me?

yes beryl rockranezanebetrayleybrayleybrialesosfeelthomptompthumbthumpyskinsausagerette? what do you want? i want to do some stinkling in secret harbour.

We've gotta help each other.

Henry! Watch how you cross!

You're a real jerk You wasted eight fucking aprons on this guy

It didn't matter my mother was Sicilian.

It's the highest honor they can give you.

I've listened to those wiretaps, and I've heard you talk about cocaine.

you're going to get us all fucking pinched

He'd walk in the door and everybody who worked the room just went wild.

Here's a Yoshi show.

I got respect for this bunny. He's got a lot of fucking balls.

-What Happened? -They fucking bumped him.

What did I tell you? You don't call anyone, you hear me?

You’re fucked in the head, Kanye, this is all in your mind

You want to be a member of the exclusive nine-figure club? Fuck you. Pay writers.

You don't got my money?

Post-Op Problems

This is no way to live. I'm no fence jumper.

Please stop feeding the dog from the table From the plate on top of it

Tim ... You really are a funny guy!!

Don't worry about him.

Hi, Jimmy! How are you?

Tell her he ran off with some broad. What do you care?

I can't believe this. A gay nigger chink, prejudiced against Whites.

It was among the Mancunians Real greaseball shit

I'm around you all my life, tell me what I gotta do.

-Fuck him! I want my money! -Good. Go tell him.

You know I love you, don't you?

Oh, that's so bad.

I want my money!!

You know, Jessup, you're a real fucking mutt.

Three onions? How many cans of tomatoes you put in there?

My plan was to drop off my brother at the house and pick up Karen.

This'll make the Air France haul look like goddamn peanuts.

Karen, get packed. We're moving out of here.

I want the auo for pp6

Look at this genius. This genius!

I'm not paying for it.

You know why? it was outta respect

So she says to him... “Shut up you’re always talking!”

I'm a union delegate

We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges.

- Nice to meet you. - My daughter says that you're half Jewish.

You got a problem with what I did, Anthony?

I gave Jimmy the tip and he gave me some Christmas money.

Who do you think you are, The Mayor of Munchkinland of some kind of big shot?

when I here someone say Right Wing United is a honeypot

Tony Stacks. How are you?

-Jimmy, I'm sorry. -You should be sorry.

It's going to be a good xmas

A jew broad asking us why we don’t support their war

Funny how? What's funny about it?

That’s right. The lion sleeps…tonight.

What are you getting excited for?

-What's the matter with you? -I apologize.

-Yeah. -Come on.

Everytime I see my Mach1 in my garage I love that car.

Let the record reflect that Mr. Hill identified the defendant, James Conway.

Let her stay up all night crying and writing letters to the parole board.

Jimmy's being an unconscionable ball breaker

Im stirrin' Im stirrin'!

What did I tell you was going to happen If you didn’t have Reep‘s postcard today ?

That's what the Belgians could never understand.

Don't start. You know I gotta go do this thing. Fuck, where are my keys?

We’re not Animali, Spotify!

I just can't. I got something lined up.

Counselor, proceed.

I do a lot of fucking favors for you.

It says you haven't been there in months.

What do you mean, fresh? How am I fresh?

I got to go to Pittsburgh in the morning. Those guys there owe me $15,000.

-I can't do it. -Yes, you can. Listen to me.

(Kylie after H20 hits game winner) This c-suck is on the house

That’s a lot of money for a kid like you….

I could see for the first time that Jimmy was a nervous wreck.

It was easy for us to disappear.

He knows it and you know it.

He must have made four calls to Tommy's house.

Stevie I need the banquet money!

Just, You Know. You're Funny.

You just got to stop busting balls.

-Any of you need anything? -I'm all right.

It's a celebration, fellas.

It belonged to Paulie.

I don't give a fuck. Are you stupid?

Middle bet explains why I was asking earlier Was asking earlier

Your share. Just a little taste.

He'd give the doorman $100 just for opening the door.

Vinnie, don't put too many onions in the sauce.

He was in an argument. A $10 card game. He pulls out a gun.

Me to my tv watching the Pats

Just leave it alone now, I understand what you said.

No I don't know.. You said it

Mickey called. Want me to call him back?

The movie is very entertaining, leave it at that....

You wanna see UFOs? Come on, I'll show you UFOs

so they can trace your relatives back to the old country

The only way they could make real extra money was to go out and cut corners.

-You understand what I'm saying? -It's all right.

I’m sorry I said that. I shouldn’t have said it.

Suits are coming Thursday.

Forget about it

We batted them sons of bitches. You couldn't recognize them.

Just a little taste

The women played cards.

My daughter says you're half Mexican Um... it's just the good half

I don't understand you. She's beautiful!

Fuck him in the ear! Fuck him in the other ear!

You treated me like a fucking jerk

What do you want from me?

What's the matter? You don't talk much.

He told me to take my kids down to the police station and get on welfare.

If you tell him, he'll stop. I'll wind up being declared an MIA.

Vote for Jimmy Gagliano Or...

-In an hour. -You staying tonight, right?

Ah, an aristocrat

I COME HOME, FOR THIS??

What are you stupid?

You insulted him a little.

My plan was to start the dinner early...

-No problem, right? -I'll take care of it.

-I been working nights. -And?

He doesn't care who knows it.

It's gonna be a good Xmas

That's when I knew I would never have come back from Florida alive.

The furniture's all Maurice Valencia.

Please, be careful. Baby, don't.

Nah, nah, you insulted him a little bit.

-Loosen up. -Whoa, what are you doing?

They just sold the property to make condominiums.

I’m just listening

-I'd like you to meet the kid Henry. -How you doing?

Could you take care of this?

It was better to be polite and call the lawyer

I take my wife everywhere but she finds her way home.

Get tha fuck atta here!! What fuckin speeding ticket!? Get atta here!!!

Two historically marginalized bipocs just repatriated my truck. can you believe that stuff, huh?

You insulted him a little bit. You got a little out of order yourself

John ... You really are a funny guy!!

You might know who we are, but we KNOW who you are. UNDERSTAND?

you’re supposed to be doin’ this stuff too, ya know?

Todd ... You really are a funny guy!!

You little hick, just make sure you do it.

Forget About Tonight Forget About It

You're gonna keep your mouth shut, or what? Huh?

2CUP presents “Goodfellas” ft.bughead,lil bucket

Get your own goddamn man!

TOTALLY UNCHASEABLE

He would have called. I hope it's nothing serious.

Come on, they're not that bad.

krp defi in a nutshell...

-What? -Guess what?

I'm ashamed now.

I fucked kids like that in the can. In the ass.

God be with you

She picks up the phone and calls from the house.

you've got to be 100 percent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country

They had bad skin and wore too much makeup. They didn't look very good.

-I have to. -You don't have to.

God be with you

Three kinds of meat in the meatballs:

Now Go Home and grab you Job scrubbing box

I got to go home.

Why I love you, Pam!

He's gonna get made. We're gonna work for this guy one day. He's gonna be a boss.

Those are all the balls we had, Karen! Why did you do that?!

Not without more families, you’re not!

All I know is to sit down and order a meal, not how to make a restaurant.

Did I ever bust his balls? Did I?

veal, beef, and pork.

The way I saw it...

You don’t have to comeback this minute But they got to comeback

Didn't I say what was going on?

He's with his friends! Dad!

Karen, Judy, Ruth, come here!

Those sons of bitches!

then blow the winnings in a week or go to the sharks to pay the bookies.

I got the most expensive tree they had

What’s up guy?

Every small business owner

you've got to be 100 percent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country

in the fucking oven you'll go, head first.

You don't have a choice in that matter.

Tony Stacks. How are you?

They would have found it!

Small indie game, looks amazing? Fuck you, pay me.

Business is bad? Fuck you, pay me.

I've got to admit the truth, it turned me awn

-He's with his friends. -What kind of person doesn't call?

I said, no more growth Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time

What more do you want from me? What do you want me to do?

How about it? Did you have enough to eat?

insulted him a little bit

“ I don’t know nothing about the restaurant business… Nothing!“

WELCOME TO ROCKEFELLER

Fat fuck, he oughta wear a sign.

He watches the car for me.

I've seen enough helicopters for one day, thank you.

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to blow a guy

We'll go to the diner on the boulevard.

-What do you do? -What?

I'll call you when I get a chance.

Bing! Pow! Boom! Bing!

My birth certificate and arrest sheet was all you'd ever have to know I was alive.

That's what I want to talk to you about.

He started to touch me. He started to grab me.

- I had to do it. - Oh, my God.

What the fuck is that?

That's where all the blood is from. Jimmy told you.

I'd like to go someplace not cold.

For us, to live any other way was nuts.

↙️ Pat Kelly Store owner ↗️

Here's something to help you get started.

A few bucks to keep things quiet no matter what they found.

We always called each other goodfellas.

We are not animale..

Almost all of them were gimmies. They just gave it up, no problem.

Steve I need the banquet money Morrie (Jacks character in Goodfellas)

I was just stalling for time.

Let's pick up some Danishes for Belle.

And when the cops assigned a whole army to stop Jimmy, what did he do?

It's gonna be a good summer!

Paulie La don`t have to move for Nick Olivieri That`s because Paulie La don`t have to move for anybody

Hedgies Take your time APES will wait!

Youre Fucked up in the head Gemma, This is all in your mind

moving through Idlewild Airport...

the babe-in-the-woods routine.

Me, to anyone supporting Trump:

Come on, what are you doing? Get out of here.

He's a big boy. He knows what he said. What did you say?

can't believe this. A Jew broad

She had these great eyes just like Liz Taylor's.

You ain't all right.

You don't want to talk to me, you'll have a problem all night.

Hm an Aristocrat

What happened to him?

I'll dig the hole. I don't give a fuck. Is it the first hole I dug?

I can’t do it, Gary.

- See you at the diner. - I'm riding shotgun.

- Hello. - Hello?

JJ Mac Bye Bye Dickhead

I got egg noodles and ketchup

Henry Hill. The People of the State of New York vs. Henry Hill.

This morning’s vibe: Now take me to jail.

What do you mean?

No, I don't know. You said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny.

- I put two big cans. - You don't need three onions.

Welcome home, Batts.

The best time is probably over a weekend. So maybe Saturday night.

paranoid perry on his way to your house

My God, you look like an influencer!

#dontletthesaucestick

Wiseguys would pull up and Tuddy would toss me their keys...

Give me two steaks while you're in there, all right?