Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now go home and get your fucken Shah box!!
-The guy from where Christie lived? -No.
What fucking lions? I ain't going near any lions, Jimmy!
What the fuck is it with you? I thought I was getting pinched already.
Not without your car keys, you're not!
I'd like to smack his face.
I knew it! I can't fucking believe it.
And wiseguys were all over the place.
Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the shitposting.
Give him 8-to-5 on Cleveland.
We got to spend the rest of the weekend at the track.
You insulted him a little bit
Don't worry, with what. Just start looking for a new house.
Gimme a fuckin’ poker update!
J
I-95 is gone There was nothing we could do about it
The owner knew who I was with...
- Understand? - Yeah.
Mikey Two Times, who got that nickname because he said everything twice.
There's no action. I have to wait around like everyone else.
Like a clown? I amuse you?
Reiderson!!!!!!!!!
or stays on the streets and beats the case, he's a dead man.
and you’re still bouncing around from charger to charger
“Who the hell do you think you are, Frankie Valli or some kinda big shot?!”
…
A lot of pantsuits and double-knits.
I'm am all right, you aint alt right you little fuckin prick
What the f*ck good are these things? None of them fit. What's the matter with you?
I'm telling you, I look in your face and I know that you're lying!
Especially run up bills on the joint's credit. And why not?
and Tommy and me.
What am I a mirage?
Anybody asks you where you got it, you got it in Vegas playing craps, all right?
Me the patriots
teaches 16 year old's makes oral sex jokes
$6 million in cash. More than enough to go around.
I didn't want to get blood on your floor.
Stokar, Michael Stokar... do you hear me!
Now take me to hoagie jail
-What do you do? -I'm in construction.
Come here, you! Come here!
Papa!
How I Introduce other vanners
Funny, You're Really Funny
Funny... You're Really Funny
Then finally, when there's nothing left...
Don't go breaking my water lines at any of my properties bc if I have to dig another hole it won't be for the repair mothafucka!!!
Big yawn.
What you got me On the fuckin’ pay-no-mind list, kid?
Now Go Home And Get Your Fuckin Soap Box
I can't believe this. A wop Daddy, prejudiced against Luchettis.
It was a bigger moneymaker than numbers and Jimmy was in charge of it all.
What I see when people burn their own Nikes
-Henry says don't let the sauce stick. -I'm stirring it.
He's saying, "What do you want from me?"
Our wives, mothers, kids, everybody rode along.
Downton Downey “You cut my dick off”
that was the answer to all her prayers.
He's so jealous. If I even look at anyone else, he'll kill me.
Excuse me.
You think Josh tells his wife everything
just no place cold. Do that for me. I'm trying to--
that it used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil.
I'll straighten this out. I know just what to say to her.
Tell me what's funny.
Forget about tonight. Forget about it.
That's the flavor.
- Shh. - I'm sorry.
How're you doing?
Um... Just the good half.
I had to straighten out her boss a little bit.
No more nut every week. No more bullshit. My dream comes true.
Matt can do whatever he wants!
I'm gonna go eat some cunt, eat some cunt.
I can't do this. I can't do this, Henry.
Acts like a jerk in his commercials. Nobody listens to what he says.
Nobody's helping me. I'm all alone.
Hi, Mom, what do you think?
God be with you
Oh all right
See? I knew it.
I've got to admit the truth. It turned me on.
Totally totally unmanageable!
Santi can do what he wants to do Got it?
And that's that.
It's Belle. Let me in.
-I thought you'd be mad. -I'm not mad, I'm proud of you.
He was pissed that there were seven of us living in such a tiny house.
Let the record reflect that Mr. Hill identified the defendant, Paul Cicero.
I could go anywhere, I could do anything.
At Charlie's, not here! Where are you gonna chop him here?
You're looking at it. It's a joke I'm the Transportation man.
Whoever sold you those suits had a wonderful sense of humor
Don't Yell At Me. Gimme The Phone. Give me the phone! Here's your choice. You give me the phone, and you MIGHT get it back in 8 minutes, or I take it to the office, and you'll never see it again. Why?
Me when RBLX calls Are down -50%
You know the boys. All the pals are here.
Because I nailed these guys.
Hey! Come here you! Come here!
We're goin' to Costco.
- You wanted a drink? - I asked you for one.
Spider, on your way over here, bring me a Cutty and water.
I am all right your not all right danny
Good shot. What do you want from me? Good shot.
Not gonna fuckin break up my party
My house was in my mother-in-law's name.
What happened?
He’s prejudiced against mold basements
Objection, Your Honor. In view of the violence....
He's talented. Leave it at that.
I don't want to do that. Is that what you want?
It's my golf course
- I just got married. - Are you nuts?
Coronavirus
$3600 i charged em!
Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking.
The older I get the more I feel this
Keep that motherfucker there jimmy Keep him there!
but Friday night at the Copa was for the girlfriends.
Keep them coming
-It's been six months. -We got to get it out of there right away.
Over there.
I don't know if I could live like that.
Jesus Christ, what happened to you?
- Jimmy. - Yeah.
Another fucking few minutes, he could be a stool.
I did the sun.
It was among the dutch Real footloose shit
So you condone that stuff?
The Irishman is here to take all ya money
I’m gonna go suck some dick, suck some dick
Cute holiday card? Fuck you, pay me
You want me to work according to policy? Fuck you pay me!
Hear about the points we were shaving up in Boston? It's terrific. Nunzio--
Good for you. Don’t take no shi¥ off nobody
Karen!
- I didn't. - You insulted him a little.
We’re not animali…
-You know, I gotta.... -You don't have to go anywhere.
That was worth $60,000! I need that money! That's all we got!
Don’t get nervous. Let him come.
I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers
Make sure you bring him here tonight.
-Okay? -Do you love her?
Don't mean to be out of order?
They don't feel like you're in construction.
(Friends after H20 sinks game winner) The detailing is on the house
Officer Lofstrom when someone says Hey I found this stray cat
Janice and I were having so much fun, she started screwing up at work.
I've been looking all over for you.
came from the same part of Sicily as she did. To my mother...
Our husbands weren't brain surgeons, they were blue-collar guys.
You're always fucking late. You'd be late for your own fucking funeral.
What do you want, fucko? You want something?
IN MINTHS!
I've never met a ball buster like you, my whole life.
Good, they deserved it.
I swear on my fucking mother, if you touch her again, you're dead.
Astros Rays
Drinks Are On The House
That's what the fucking world is coming to. How do you like that?
Whenever you move me, I asked once and I'll tell you again...
Still, months after the robbery they were finding bodies all over.
Two scholars just stole my truck. Can you believe that shit?
Shame
Look at me! Never forget what I said!
What is it, a big f*ckin deal?
if there's extraordinary circumstances--
I'm gonna go roll a joint, roll a joint.
Is this the same baby you used last week?
They just made Luke Skywalker gay. What do you mean they just made him gay? They’re going to fuck everything up.
Henry, hurry up. My mother's making fried peppers and sausage for us.
No, not at all.
But in Italian, it sounds much nicer.
And give those Irish hoodlums a drink.
it took them two days to thaw him out for the autopsy.
You just gotta stop bustin balls
There was nothing we could do about it.
Henry, this is with Mr. Tony, over there.
How you doin Hendry
Now he's moving.
You want a support yacht for you mega yacht? Fuck you. Pay Writers.
Sounds like someone we know…
I'm an average Nobody I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook
O.K., the Mooch showed up a week ago
Stop with conservativ emedia. Making your mind into mush!
...from the scene of the heist at JFK.
Months!!!
Forget about tonight. Forget about it.
GOODFELLAS TEASER
-Let's go have coffee. -Want to go to the diner?
- Jeannie drinks. - Maybe she's depressed.
I'm enraged. I wanted to kill this little fuck.
bing i fuckin told you, I'm just a fuckin waiter
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Henry. It's his joint. This is Lisa.
If I was gonna break your balls, I'd say, "Go get your brows shined."
He really liked you, too. All he did was talk about her.
Docket number 704162.
you've got to be 100 percent Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country
I can't believe this. A gay nigger chink, prejudiced against Whites.
Deanna, I'm sorry.
you bust the joint out. You light a match.
I'm tryna bang this f’n broad, Help me out!
Ghg Bbv
Conor
How about a seven and seven
French 75s? An aristocrat.
To become a member of a crew you've got to be 100% Italian so they can trace all your relatives back to the old country.
Morrie, you're gonna get your money.
Come on, you fucking feel strong?
All right.
What’s up, guy?
from an outside phone.
Gone? What do you mean?
Nice to meet you My daughter said that you’re half nig
Henry.
Thank You
You mean the way I talk? What?
-They would have found it. -Why did you do that, Karen?
All I had to do was every once in a while tell Sandy that I loved her.
-You're a lousy bastard! -You got a problem.
Vinnie, I got your peppers and onions.
What Paulie and the Organization does...
It was among the kikes, It was real matzo ball shit...
-Bread. -Good. Fresh.
Fine. Fine. He thinks I'm paranoid!
.
So you condone that stuff?
Paulie, you shouldn't have.
You gotta straighten this thing out.
but it had nothing to do with me.
Mrs. Hill, come here.
Also, I had to get to Sandy's to give the package a whack with quinine.
Bye bye dickhead
-You're gonna get it. -You understand?
There was always a little harassment.
Happy Labor Day Weekend
You’re not going to get a divorce, we’re not anímalo.
What kind of person are you? What is the matter with you?
Are you gonna let this fucking punk get away with that?
am i funny to you?
Nice fucking game
Isn't she gorgeous?
he's prejudiced against bitcoin.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU? LISTEN TO HOSS THIS BULLRUN!
where's my money?
Don't say it!
Frank, Let's chop him up...
World wide pandemic? FUCK YOU, PAY ME
-Get a towel. -Nice fucking game.
We're not animali
That's when I knew Jimmy was going to whack Morrie.
¿Sabes quién va a la cárcel? Negros pegan a los hombres. ¿Sabes por qué los atrapan?
I ordered spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and ketchup
Looks like somebody we know
I had some Beautiful cutlets...
If I even look at someone He'll kill me
It was among the Italians. It was real greaseball shit.
You're supposed to be doing this stuff, too!
You don't.
We hit the deer and his paw.... What do you call it?
See you in Attica, dick.
- We got to get out. - I don't want to run.
Am I here to amuse you?
Two spring breakers just stole my truck. You believe that shit?
Jimmy's being an unconscionable ball breaker
And i’m Planning to roast them peter piper rock the bells peppers over the flames
When in doubt
I had to get home and get the package ready for Lois to take on her trip.
Frankie, was he shaking?
You want to see helicopters? Come on, I’ll show you helicopters.
was when Mickey had a hostess party.
Good for you. Don’t take no sh!t off nobody.
Wha--? No.
Now I gotta turn my back on you.
now go home and get your fucking emotional support dog.
-Shh. Calm down. -It's beautiful.
What's the matter with you?
When they found Carbone in the meat truck...