Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey! Hey! Settle down! All right, hey.

then you have your second cousins no honey, that's not right

so you better send your pic byotch

why do you write back to us?

Stop trying to make “habz” happen

I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Pedro, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring (him) up so I could talk about (him) more.

about you, you'd want me to tell you, right?

Wait. Jason's not going out with Taylor.

Shark told Mott that Corey topped the ball 20 times with his new driver

Can someone zip me up?

You can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy...

I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Rodgers: the Musical

the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back.

and entering "Girl World".

Where? Oh, there he is.

If you play basketball, why are you white?

AMCS is just as cute as Quentic

Has Mott become the new queen bee?

I used to think there was just fat and skinny.

stop trying to make "be kind to lawyers day" happen. It's not going to happen.

That's beautiful. This girl is deep.

Cady, there are two kinds of evil people.

I mean, A- sub-N equals N plus one over four.

Badges are so fetch

- Hey, get out of here! - Oh, my God, Danny DeVito.

Me to Ernesto when I’m 1 lb lighter than him

Are you still an asshole?

...technically good physique...

Quit trying to make phoenix happen It’s not gonna happen

I'll be careful.

have ever felt personally victimized by Mott?

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express your anger in a healthy way.

we can't keep them past 4

Is this demure?

She knows everything about everyone.

It's October 3rd.

Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!

It was so retarded.

Omg, I love your G-shock. Where'd you get it?

yes granny bitch snell dear? what do you want more broken hips? huh? you old granny! y wrinkly dear and got no chompers! you've already been kicked out of windsor castle! you old granny bat! oh i'm sure granny queen has her NDIS on a pension she's such an old nanny!

Regina. You seem to really hate her.

You can't join mathletes That's social suicide!

Giddyap jingle torse Pick up your feet

I would be sitting over there with the art freaks.

And Emma Gerber, I mean, that hairdo must have taken hours,

Math Athletes Are Gorillas Math Athletes Are Gorillas

Great, great. Let me give you my card.

You wanna kiss my feet? Go ahead. Whatever makes you happy

- What's up? - Can I help you?

- Her property? - No. Shut up. Not her property...

I've been looking for you everywhere.

when actually, everybody hates you.

- Right. - So you have your cousins

Dean G when the forresters put trees in the lobby "oh, hell no. I did not leave the southside for this

Dating a younger guy

Well, be careful because she has a huge crush on you.

David, stop trying to make tax happen.

if that's what you mean.

and now your body's just running on water.

Stop trying to make “National Burpee Day” happen…

Get in, loser. We're going shopping.

So if they're from the NT

I saw Jessica wearing draped fabric and high tops So I bought Draped fabric and high tops

So who has a lady problem that they'd like to talk about?

Stop Trying To Make "Hex" Happen

I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Paulinho, and the other percent of the time I was praying for someone else to bring him up so I could talk about him more.

And that's not Regina's fault.

You are just like a clone of Regina.

Shut up. I need to talk to you.

Oh, you'll get socialized, all right. A little slice like you.

Ok can I go to sidetrack?

You go, Glenn Cocco.

I think Cady's old enough to spend one night on her own.

yeah? well come over here and call me bad blood! jeez it was just an expression.

Donald. Stop trying to make "Philly shipyards" happen.

I spent 80% of my time talking about K-Pop Demon Hunters, and the other 20% of the time I was praying for someone else to bring it up so I could talk about it more

Hey Alexa! Happy hour is from 4 to 6! Happy birthday girl! Love you!

And Gretchen found herself a new clique

IT'S PRONOUNCED "KATIE" YEAH, I'M GONNA CALL YOU CATTY.

- Have you been drinking? - No.

You wanna play in the Mott invitational?!?!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Ms. Norbury had us confront each other directly

- We're doing a dance to this song... - "Jingle Bell Rock."

who's filling in for gearldine ormes? carmen warr.

I'm really disappointed in you, Cady.

You can't join Mathletes. It's social suicide.

Now, close your eyes again.

Yeah, I know. You told me that one before.

Oh, man, that is bleak.

He's your cousin.

Jeopardy’s always on at 7

I SPEND 80% OF MY TIME TALKING ABOUT REGINA GEORGE AND THE OTHER 20% OF MY TIME

when he broke up with her last summer.

I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Hereditary

A piece for Janis Ian.

Conor, stop trying to make "SMBCIU" happen.

who's filling in for christian zettîstuckieerman? tame impala.

So you agree? The benefits of aggressively reducing carbon emissions from power plants outweigh the costs?

Sam, stop trying to make “stay fresh” happen!

The shiny does not exist!!

I got parents calling me on the phone asking, "Did someone get shot?"

Hey what day is it?

Watch where you're going fat ass

All you sucker MCs Ain't got nothing on me

Where did you get it?

Chase’s Monkey House

on wednesdays we wear pink

No, actually, I'm just here because I bartend a couple nights a week

You could try Only Fans

Maybe we're not in that book, because everybody likes us.

so just promise me you won't make fun of her.

The Spring Fling Queen is always pretty.

He’s convicted of murder! Yeah, but it’s second degree murder…

- Dawn? - Don't drag me into this,

Stop trying to make CCL happen

ON WEDNESDAYS WE PROOF EVERYTHING

and she said she's gonna do some kind of African voodoo with it

is that all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.

You can't wear a tank top two days in a row,

Why do you wear your hair like that? You hair looks so sexy pushed back.

Did you tell Mr. Duvall who else did it?

Don’t drag me into this

[no one understands me!]

Twice the larger of two numbers is three more than five times

and everybody just knew stuff about you.

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by a PSM

- Hello? - I know your secret.

I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again.

Kevin, stop trying to make 'belt' happen.

You're not in it.

what is the gil? it's engineer royalty. If Twitter was stack overflow, it would always be on the cover

and realized they were just talking about you?

That is so fetch

Lizzie McGuire, Hitting your head on toy story 3! Hitting your head on toy story 3! Hitting your head on toy story 3! Hitting your head on toy story 3 m

Tori, stop trying to make "jolly roger" happen.

- North Shore, who do you select? - The girl, dude. The girl.

Like, you may think you like helos... But you could be wrong

Garret thinks you’re mad at her

Gretchen, stop trying to make "drunk" happen.

And I want my blue shirt back

Im gonna vote for Trump cause he got shot I'm gonna vote for Joe cause he shot him

Hey, what's up?

Careful byron careful you say too

Did you do awesome doses And listen to awesome music

I mean, I guess she just likes the attention.

to people that we'd hurt in our lives.

- Yeah, that's in the back building. - Yeah, we'll take you there.

There are no rules in this house. I'm not like a regular mom.

We're your friends.

So I followed my instincts

Stop trying to make NC-17 happen.

I love those pants off you.

I'm voting for Cady Heron because she pushed her.

That’s funny.

Donald, Stop trying to make stable genius happen Donald, Stop trying to make stable genius happen

all he cares about is school and his mom and his friends

Oh, no. Maybe that was only OK when Janis said it.

AMCS is just as cute as Quentic

- It's Cady. - Oh, Cady, here you go.

I’m a cool mom

if you're going to meme i'd rather you do it in this channel

Yeah, It Was Pretty Witchy, But I'm Not Mad

tb&s stop trying to make spw_cache happen

- So how do you like North Shore? - It's good.

So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend,

The live performance does not exist!!!!

Say "attack” again

Damian, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

I have his AIDS test results. If you can have him call me back as soon as he can

- Oh, God. - You dirty little liar.

On Wednesdays we burn down the building

...maybe he forgot about.

Who here has ever felt personally victimized by Taylor showing two fingers

That’s only OK when I say it

If surg techs wrote our evals

He'll no! I did not leave The judgemental other side for this

I love that shirt on you

Oh my god Karen you can’t just ask someone why they’re Asian

The only bloke that ever calls me Is Ray Ray from the nursing home

I mean, I don't care, do whatever you want.

Me to my Bia Skin Products g

me when me when the

Stop trying to make "Galvy" happen. It's not going to happen.

Jenni, stop trying to make "cadet" happen.

Why are you so obsessed with Smee

It's Cady. C-A-D-Y.

And the crazy thing is is that it should be brandon,

- His name's Aaron Samuels. - No!

- Oh, no, Cady. - Why would she do that?

Were people nice?

When people call insisting that you've groomed their dog before

Look, I know she can be really mean sometimes, but...

- Why? - I'm failing.

You're grounded.

We've had these tickets for months.

My carpal tunnel came back.

Oh, God, honey, no. What kind of mother do you think I am?

Just like Trump

"Well, This has been sufficiently Awkward."

We pick the girl

You wanna go downstairs?

Because being with The Plastics was like being famous.

"I Spent About 100 Percent Of My Time Talking About Regina."

Oh hell no. I did not leave the Southside for this.

If the limit never approaches anything...

Lights, please. OK. See you guys tomorrow.

And think about him.

Hey, guys, what's up? I didn't know you worked here.

So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why.

Get in loser. We’re going higher.

Mom, can you pick me up? I'm scared.

The average does not exist

I don't play it like Staggy You'll know it was me

I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Perdo, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring (him) up so I could talk about (him) more.

Stop trying to make covfefe happen.