Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Gretchen, stop trying to make "drunk" happen.

You can't join Mathletes. It's social suicide.

and now your body's just running on water.

and realized they were just talking about you?

We've had these tickets for months.

Were people nice?

if that's what you mean.

express your anger in a healthy way.

Oh, man, that is bleak.

- It's Cady. - Oh, Cady, here you go.

Stop trying to make “habz” happen

have ever felt personally victimized by Mott?

A piece for Janis Ian.

Oh, God, honey, no. What kind of mother do you think I am?

Donald, Stop trying to make stable genius happen Donald, Stop trying to make stable genius happen

Oh, no. Maybe that was only OK when Janis said it.

Hey, what's up?

Who here has ever felt personally victimized by Taylor showing two fingers

Where? Oh, there he is.

tb&s stop trying to make spw_cache happen

And the crazy thing is is that it should be brandon,

Stop trying to make CCL happen

Jeopardy’s always on at 7

when actually, everybody hates you.

Just like Trump

IT'S PRONOUNCED "KATIE" YEAH, I'M GONNA CALL YOU CATTY.

so just promise me you won't make fun of her.

I mean, A- sub-N equals N plus one over four.

yes granny bitch snell dear? what do you want more broken hips? huh? you old granny! y wrinkly dear and got no chompers! you've already been kicked out of windsor castle! you old granny bat! oh i'm sure granny queen has her NDIS on a pension she's such an old nanny!

Giddyap jingle torse Pick up your feet

Now, close your eyes again.

Like, you may think you like helos... But you could be wrong

Chase’s Monkey House

I've been looking for you everywhere.

My carpal tunnel came back.

You wanna play in the Mott invitational?!?!

Shut up. I need to talk to you.

when he broke up with her last summer.

Me to my Bia Skin Products g

I love that shirt on you

Yeah, It Was Pretty Witchy, But I'm Not Mad

Damian, you've truly out-gayed yourself.

The only bloke that ever calls me Is Ray Ray from the nursing home

Jenni, stop trying to make "cadet" happen.

Get in loser. We’re going higher.

You can't join mathletes That's social suicide!

- Right. - So you have your cousins

Careful byron careful you say too

we can't keep them past 4

No, actually, I'm just here because I bartend a couple nights a week

And Gretchen found herself a new clique

Lights, please. OK. See you guys tomorrow.

You're grounded.

It's Cady. C-A-D-Y.

Maybe we're not in that book, because everybody likes us.

I love those pants off you.

- Her property? - No. Shut up. Not her property...

- His name's Aaron Samuels. - No!

Stop Trying To Make "Hex" Happen

Wait. Jason's not going out with Taylor.

And I want my blue shirt back

He’s convicted of murder! Yeah, but it’s second degree murder…

I mean, I don't care, do whatever you want.

Stop trying to make “National Burpee Day” happen…

Omg, I love your G-shock. Where'd you get it?

...technically good physique...

That's beautiful. This girl is deep.

sowisk? what do you want sosisiso? feed the sparkingryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal sparkovich! betrayal sparkkovich! spaisjsjsk spakeiejejssiandjdkddi! thank you spakerkkwhoooh spakrkejeejding! you're welcome sparkstralia sparkiiikilclingvideo!

[no one understands me!]

And Emma Gerber, I mean, that hairdo must have taken hours,

what is the gil? it's engineer royalty. If Twitter was stack overflow, it would always be on the cover

Hey! Hey! Settle down! All right, hey.

Lizzie McGuire, Hitting your head on toy story 3! Hitting your head on toy story 3! Hitting your head on toy story 3! Hitting your head on toy story 3 m

I don't play it like Staggy You'll know it was me

all he cares about is school and his mom and his friends

I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Hereditary

I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Perdo, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring (him) up so I could talk about (him) more.

I mean, I guess she just likes the attention.

stop trying to make "be kind to lawyers day" happen. It's not going to happen.

I used to think there was just fat and skinny.

You wanna go downstairs?

Why do you wear your hair like that? You hair looks so sexy pushed back.

Are you still an asshole?

So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend,

Conor, stop trying to make "SMBCIU" happen.

Oh hell no. I did not leave the Southside for this.

If surg techs wrote our evals

Ok can I go to sidetrack?

ON WEDNESDAYS WE PROOF EVERYTHING

Ms. Norbury had us confront each other directly

The Spring Fling Queen is always pretty.

You could try Only Fans

Garret thinks you’re mad at her

Math Athletes Are Gorillas Math Athletes Are Gorillas

...maybe he forgot about.

Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by a PSM

All you sucker MCs Ain't got nothing on me

- Why? - I'm failing.

Kevin, stop trying to make 'belt' happen.

The shiny does not exist!!

Where did you get it?

So you agree? The benefits of aggressively reducing carbon emissions from power plants outweigh the costs?

Look, I know she can be really mean sometimes, but...

on wednesdays we wear pink

We pick the girl

who's filling in for gearldine ormes? carmen warr.

Dean G when the forresters put trees in the lobby "oh, hell no. I did not leave the southside for this

me when me when the

I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about Pedro, and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring (him) up so I could talk about (him) more.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

He'll no! I did not leave The judgemental other side for this

- Hey, get out of here! - Oh, my God, Danny DeVito.

Quit trying to make phoenix happen It’s not gonna happen

if you're going to meme i'd rather you do it in this channel

- Have you been drinking? - No.

I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Rodgers: the Musical

Me to Ernesto when I’m 1 lb lighter than him

Say "attack” again

Dating a younger guy

When people call insisting that you've groomed their dog before

Can someone zip me up?

I'm voting for Cady Heron because she pushed her.

Because being with The Plastics was like being famous.

I'm really disappointed in you, Cady.

If the limit never approaches anything...

Cady, there are two kinds of evil people.

and everybody just knew stuff about you.

Stop trying to make "Galvy" happen. It's not going to happen.

- Dawn? - Don't drag me into this,

I spent 80% of my time talking about K-Pop Demon Hunters, and the other 20% of the time I was praying for someone else to bring it up so I could talk about it more

So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why.

AMCS is just as cute as Quentic

I think Cady's old enough to spend one night on her own.

- So how do you like North Shore? - It's good.

"Well, This has been sufficiently Awkward."

Well, be careful because she has a huge crush on you.

yeah? well come over here and call me bad blood! jeez it was just an expression.

Did you do awesome doses And listen to awesome music

why do you write back to us?

The average does not exist

There are no rules in this house. I'm not like a regular mom.

I SPEND 80% OF MY TIME TALKING ABOUT REGINA GEORGE AND THE OTHER 20% OF MY TIME

I would be sitting over there with the art freaks.

Has Mott become the new queen bee?

- Hello? - I know your secret.

Watch where you're going fat ass

Get in, loser. We're going shopping.

Don’t drag me into this

So I followed my instincts

I got parents calling me on the phone asking, "Did someone get shot?"

Badges are so fetch

You wanna kiss my feet? Go ahead. Whatever makes you happy

It was so retarded.

Mom, can you pick me up? I'm scared.

I’m a cool mom

You can take that fake apology and shove it right up your hairy...

He's your cousin.

- Oh, God. - You dirty little liar.

then you have your second cousins no honey, that's not right

to people that we'd hurt in our lives.

and entering "Girl World".

You are just like a clone of Regina.

Hey, guys, what's up? I didn't know you worked here.

Donald. Stop trying to make "Philly shipyards" happen.

It's October 3rd.

- Oh, no, Cady. - Why would she do that?

You go, Glenn Cocco.

Great, great. Let me give you my card.

the more Gretchen tried to win Regina back.

and she said she's gonna do some kind of African voodoo with it

- We're doing a dance to this song... - "Jingle Bell Rock."

You can't wear a tank top two days in a row,

Oh my god Karen you can’t just ask someone why they’re Asian

- Yeah, that's in the back building. - Yeah, we'll take you there.

Why are you so obsessed with Smee

Hey Alexa! Happy hour is from 4 to 6! Happy birthday girl! Love you!

so you better send your pic byotch

That’s funny.

"I Spent About 100 Percent Of My Time Talking About Regina."

So who has a lady problem that they'd like to talk about?

She knows everything about everyone.

I have his AIDS test results. If you can have him call me back as soon as he can

Stop trying to make NC-17 happen.

Im gonna vote for Trump cause he got shot I'm gonna vote for Joe cause he shot him

I'll be careful.

We're your friends.

That is so fetch

Do not trust her. She is a fugly slut!

Shark told Mott that Corey topped the ball 20 times with his new driver

I hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels again.

AMCS is just as cute as Quentic

Hey what day is it?

David, stop trying to make tax happen.

The live performance does not exist!!!!

You're not in it.

That’s only OK when I say it

- North Shore, who do you select? - The girl, dude. The girl.

Stop trying to make covfefe happen.

- What's up? - Can I help you?

Yeah, I know. You told me that one before.

I saw Jessica wearing draped fabric and high tops So I bought Draped fabric and high tops

If you play basketball, why are you white?

And that's not Regina's fault.

who's filling in for christian zettîstuckieerman? tame impala.

I spent about 80 percent of my time talking about Paulinho, and the other percent of the time I was praying for someone else to bring him up so I could talk about him more.

Is this demure?

On Wednesdays we burn down the building

And think about him.

Twice the larger of two numbers is three more than five times

So if they're from the NT

is that all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.

Did you tell Mr. Duvall who else did it?

Regina. You seem to really hate her.

Oh, you'll get socialized, all right. A little slice like you.

about you, you'd want me to tell you, right?

Sam, stop trying to make “stay fresh” happen!

Tori, stop trying to make "jolly roger" happen.