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What do you think I did?
Hey.
Okay, you don't have to be so smug about it.
We're lucky there aren't any elephants in here.
she has her eyes on Bernadette's projects.
Yeah, he electrocuted an elephant named Topsy
You see, instead of using liquid helium...
Eh, I already laughed today.
and you deserve what you got.
I made small talk for 20 minutes and had sex again.
They did, but then they hired me back.
Let's just leave it at "I'm sorry."
but the way you're saying it
I bet there's a lot of other places we could take this.
Be even better if he swapped out the helium for xenon.
But you would've done the exact same thing, and you know it.
I talked to Ruchi and found out what's going on at work.
There.
Did she say something to you?
But our team developed that technology
But our team developed that technology.
Don't worry about work. You take all the time you need.
Warren de la Rue and James Bowman Lindsay,
All I'm saying is
(gasps) Oh, Bernie, I'd be thrilled.
It's Raj and Ruchi!
♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪
But if someone else does it,
He told us everything.
That bitch.
Although every time I put that in Wikipedia,