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You know what?
and became the world's greatest forensic accountant.
I think I'm gonna have a nice piece of fish.
They took it from our table.
middle-child meltdown over the struggles of being left-handed.
Ma'am, I understand, but there was a two-top ready.
And my mom's purse filled with rolls.
- Those bastards. - We got to get our food.
No, Adam, no!
That night, Geoff did the impossible,
Remember, you guys are twins.
I need to have a moment with Soupy Sales,
Really? Get the food from those poor people?
that I love you with all of my heart.
To dinner. In public. Why? How?!
Hey, we're trying to enjoy
[Quietly] Um...
All I had was soup, and Barry stole half of it.
Honestly, you're making it worse.
So, you're not mad, even about the soup?
I got a feeling these people have a story to tell.
I feel like a left-handed prisoner of war.
I'm talking Beefsteak Charlie's,
Eat it!
My fries are ice cold.
All the tables that ordered after us
We want dinner, not pneumonia.
Geoff, you being here is the perfect gift, really.
and I'm stuck with this old, soggy trout?
- Ready now, sir? - I'll have the "come back to me."
Oh, yeah. That is what I like.
Leave right now, or this relationship is over.
No, that's me. I'm your waiter.
He knew better than to order trout at a steakhouse.
no dry-aged anything, and, most importantly...
so we're just gonna take that out of your way.
at Beefsteak Charlie's?
Because after we sit, we order.
Excuse me, waiter.
I would like the sirloin, medium-plus,
Oh, no, mister. You eat that fishy scramble.
Okay, it's time for Murray's menu rules.
I don't like my large portion.
and they still don't have my dinner?
so cut the potato in half and put half of it to go.
Do me a favor. Uh, wrap that up. We'll take it.
- What do you mean? - Oh, it's all going back.
- Absolutely. - Dad, stop!
And it was best expressed with one word...
- It's a pork chop. - Is it good?