Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It was noisy, messy, highly embarrassing.

I mean... I'm not your waiter, but, uh, I'll just take it.

[Coughing] He'd choke.

Look, I don't need to hear "I told you so."

- He is 8 and under. - Yes, I'm this much.

Fine. From here on out, you're on your own.

This is Beefsteak Charlie's. Steak is in the name.

Do you mind giving me a sec with my special guy

and why do you keep eating

And rolls and sugar packets and more rolls!

I'm busy enjoying the other table's fries.

Why don't you put it in a little doggie bag?

I won't be sharing my delicious trout with any of you.

You're right. You're right...

I just wanted to be closer to your family,

but instead of asparagus,

Sure, it's no problem. We'll wrap up all of this.

♪ You take a piece of me with you ♪

Waiter! Refill on the soda!

Arms up, find the sternum...

We're beating the system.

- and eat three bites. - Daddy's right.

What's wrong now? It takes my mom 10 minutes to order.

- I'm trying to save your life. - Why? Sit down.

He's trying to put mushrooms on his fork right now.

already got their food.

Thank you for making sure my schmoo had a great birthday.

You want to take home the meal that wasn't yours?

than just the two of us celebrating your birthday?

Dude, no. Don't do this.

Wait, like, go take it from them?

There's no air! Look at him!

Dinner with the Goldbergs.