Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My harness failed, and I thought I was gonna die.
I'm sorry, I don't understand the nature of what you are.
He used to say, "Frank, moderation in all things,
-BILLIE: Okay. -Oh, fucking hell.
-Occasionally gay Frank. -Maybe.
But she can't do it herself. She hasn't memorized them.
They're actors.
BILLIE: Heads up, guys! Faux Capitano in the house!
BILLIE: Captain. (CLEARS THROAT)
Tanto, tanto merda che esce.
The passengers are angry, as I would be
-Okay, that's not good. -(ENGLISH ACCENT) Okay,
Oh, that is just pure arse juice.
Sarah.
And I need you
-Yes. -Which?
but that's what you... what you all have to remember.
and I'm gonna walk you through this whole horror.
-Actors. -They gotta be sad-looking
those faulty sex bots upstairs from risible into plausible.
in thinking, "Thank fuck I'm not on that ship!"
You could be whatever the fuck you want. Okay?
There's a rupture in the turd shield.
-Maybe on the bridge! -(IRIS LAUGHS)
And that is why we are saved, people.
Welcome to engineering,
What is your problem? He looks the part. It's perfect casting.
And how did you hear about it? Targeted ad? Word of mouth?
(WHISPERING) One, two, three.
-(LAUGHTER) -(BILLIE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
-Mm-hmm. -DOUG: We had drinks.
Hey, man. Uh... Captain.
(APPLAUSE)
Every ship has a turd cloak.
Who knows what stage of grief he's at.
Oh, you know what, tiramisu me up too, buddy!
Wow, I guess grief wants what it wants, right?
This is... not the original. I threw that one out.
Do you mean our names, or our character names?
an odd phrase to use right now, but I think you should've been
(ENGLISH ACCENT) Not you, not you!
So, I would suggest, I don't know, maybe a photo?
BILLIE MCEVOY: Yes, what's your name?
Have you, uh, been to the Judd jungle gym?
Okay, if anyone needs to freak out,
(ENGLISH ACCENT) Hey, is...
We are trapped here unless I show leadership.
And the captain untethered his tether,
-Okay, remember, Frank. -I know how to work a button.
It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna talk directly into your ear,
-to help me do that. -Give me one of those.
(DANISH ACCENT) No, no, it's not even connected, no.
Yeah, I said you can shove your stank-ass balls
-I'd better get it, then. -You'd better get it.
all four Beatles.
-No olive this time, please. -Make it dirty.