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## [Singing]
Remember? Luann and Chase are taking us out to hear Spalding Gray.
- Yeah, a purse! - Shut up and let the woman talk!
- [Footsteps] - Good morning!
It's your picture on the front.
"Dear Homer." Ahh.
Nah. A possum drowned in the pool. You have any garbage bags?
Oh, by no means. My dad left my mom after she got hooked on cough drops.
And another thing. It's only 5:15.
- I don't want to go to that. - You said you'd do it as a favor to me.
Oh. So I guess I'm not alone.
Sure. Divorce. Hey, you got it, toots!
MAYBE SINGLE PEOPLE ASSEMBLE TRAMPOLINES, WE DON'T KNOW
maybe football fans want to see good quarterbacks. we don't know.
- Homer. - and-
## [Whistling]
kirk, football is a game for quarterbacks. bad quarterbacks.
Oh, good. That will give me time to add another coat of glaze to the ham.
You know, I like his films, except for that nervous fella's always in 'em.
## [Humming Continues]
Hey, Van Houten, I heard your folks broke up.
. .
[Static]
That's your news? Go to bed!
But I'd really like to get some sleep.
I will now read the special vows which Homer has prepared...
And it goes on like this
YOINK
Ow! What the hell is wrong with you?
You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough.