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Oh, good. That will give me time to add another coat of glaze to the ham.
- I don't want to go to that. - You said you'd do it as a favor to me.
- Homer. - and-
## [Humming Continues]
. .
[Static]
maybe football fans want to see good quarterbacks. we don't know.
You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough.
I will now read the special vows which Homer has prepared...
Remember? Luann and Chase are taking us out to hear Spalding Gray.
Hey, Van Houten, I heard your folks broke up.
That's your news? Go to bed!
But I'd really like to get some sleep.
## [Whistling]
Oh. So I guess I'm not alone.
You know, I like his films, except for that nervous fella's always in 'em.
Oh, by no means. My dad left my mom after she got hooked on cough drops.
- [Footsteps] - Good morning!
## [Singing]
Nah. A possum drowned in the pool. You have any garbage bags?
"Dear Homer." Ahh.
Ow! What the hell is wrong with you?
It's your picture on the front.
And another thing. It's only 5:15.
YOINK
MAYBE SINGLE PEOPLE ASSEMBLE TRAMPOLINES, WE DON'T KNOW
Sure. Divorce. Hey, you got it, toots!
- Yeah, a purse! - Shut up and let the woman talk!
And it goes on like this
kirk, football is a game for quarterbacks. bad quarterbacks.
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