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Oh. So I guess I'm not alone.
[Static]
- Yeah, a purse! - Shut up and let the woman talk!
Ow! What the hell is wrong with you?
. .
And it goes on like this
You know, I like his films, except for that nervous fella's always in 'em.
That's your news? Go to bed!
- Homer. - and-
kirk, football is a game for quarterbacks. bad quarterbacks.
## [Humming Continues]
YOINK
Sure. Divorce. Hey, you got it, toots!
I will now read the special vows which Homer has prepared...
Remember? Luann and Chase are taking us out to hear Spalding Gray.
Oh, good. That will give me time to add another coat of glaze to the ham.
maybe football fans want to see good quarterbacks. we don't know.
Oh, by no means. My dad left my mom after she got hooked on cough drops.
Hey, Van Houten, I heard your folks broke up.
"Dear Homer." Ahh.
Nah. A possum drowned in the pool. You have any garbage bags?
## [Singing]
It's your picture on the front.
You're talking about a trough. We're not going to eat from a trough.
And another thing. It's only 5:15.
But I'd really like to get some sleep.
- [Footsteps] - Good morning!
MAYBE SINGLE PEOPLE ASSEMBLE TRAMPOLINES, WE DON'T KNOW
## [Whistling]
- I don't want to go to that. - You said you'd do it as a favor to me.