Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's gonna help me launch my singing career.

Hey, I know you from American Gladiators. You're Pyro!

- Mind your own business. - Keep it down in there, everybody!

My coat was stolen at last week's interfaith banquet.

Hello, I'm Dr Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going to have to amputate your butt.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and this casino tojoin-

- Oh, cram it, Churchie! - Maybe we should all have a few drinks.

- Oh, that's dignity, all right! - That's great!

- Ooh, no! - Oh. Well, uh, can I have my shirts back at least?

But I gotta pee, Game Boy! Okay, Michael, lets urinating on bush!

Ooh, an oyster mallet. "Made in U.S.A."

I'd have a drink, but it might loosen my tongue.

Oh, we can't afford that. Who do you think I am, Liz Taylor?

WHO LIKES THE 2023 NY METS STARTING ROTATION...?

I don't care if the sink shoots sludge. We're having a party.

And it goes on like this.