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a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine.
Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a role we can do without
so we don't end up like Kirk and Luann.
I sleep in a drawer.
- I want a divorce! - [All Gasping]
Oh, of course, my sweet. I'll just make some soothing ocean sounds for you.
Starla's a temp at KZUG, radio 530.
It's the most perfect wedding I could ever ask for.
and I bought tickets to their entire season.
Nah, but we can drive around in a van solving mysteries.
D'oh! Ah!
Marge, please. That was 20 minutes ago.
And I think your mom might not be happy with me.
Anyone who wants to join me is welcome.
Or how about the one about how I carry a change purse?
2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 2 x 7 = 224
D'oh! [Screams]
Well, as you can see, we don't believe fur is murder...
How many husbands would do that for their wives?
[Chattering]
[Homer] Marge, can you come in here? We need to talk.
- [People] Surprise! - [Gasps]
[Screams] Homer, what are you doing?
Just an evening?
[Gasps] It's just not a dinner party without a melon baller.