Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh. Gravity's cruel grasp hasn't found you yet, my sweet perky miracles.
You guys will not believe what just happened.
than anything else in this world.
It is possible to love you more!
- [Gasps] Your Highness. - Let's go.
is spinning at an abandoned loading dock in Bushwick.
What-What-What... What are you looking for?
Really? Really? I just saved someone's life, and you guys are focusing on this?
I was just getting used to the idea of having to pay for coffee and bagels and rent.
Mmm.
[Giggles]
- Why would we care how... - Usually, it's like this.
- All right? He's a hero. - Thank you.
Pretending to be someone else just to get laid...
Are you sure he's not just playing dead?
to cheap, meaningless, disgusting one-night stands?
Some gross guy just brushed up against my rack and then apologized.
and a beat-up van I use to steal copper wire really turns Lily's crank.
That's going in the journal.
or that you bought a leather cuff to get a date with her.
- Ted? - Barney, what is your sister doing here?
None of us even knew you had a sister until two years ago, including you.
God, I just love those tiny gray hairs in your eyebrows.
- [All Groaning] - All right, to be fair...
- [Clicks Tongue] - [Barney Stomps Foot]