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or I'd be running after ya!
Uh, you do know the ink is still wet on these?
Through the years, you've given me many coupons,
Meet Maury.
Okay, I see what you're doing.
who stands in the way of your dreams.
I would have taken your precious moon
"One minute" was implied!
¶ I believe the children are our future
Okay. This one's free.
(RAPPING) ¶ Mom, Mom, she is the bomb
That's asking a lot of the audience.
Yeah. Murray and Maury.
I wrote that when I was six! The world was still new!
Look! Here's one now!
Eh, a bunch of kids getting accidentally launched into space?
know you knew about that.
¶ I decided long ago
I don't get it. Your mom's amazing.
why don't we hear about Barry being a little teapot?
You're trying to prove I had dreams
Excuse me, sir. You left this bag in the dressing room.
We shouldn't be playing God!
Are you trying to shake down your own grandchild?
Okay, everyone calm down.
For the price of only 500 cups of coffee,
Moron.
It's a small price to pay to give Dad his dream so I can get mine.
Oh, damn it!
¶
Fine! I believe in the magic of movies!
I apologize in advance for what comes next.
and my dream is to go on a real spaceship.
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