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So, you're not just ruining this Mother's Day.
Shut your face-mouth! We have a gift.
and change my mind.
You didn't have the thought.
The boy just wanted to know
I thought life broke you down.
So convenient.
Aw, that dummy never had any dreams.
Stop! I know all about the dummy.
Guys, it's fine.
When will you realize that life isn't all about
I see.
Uhp, uhp! I'm watching the channel guide to see what's on at 8:00.
and truly saw her children loved her more than anything.
Bet you thought we forgot about your special day,
Your things aren't stolen, schmoopers.
Yeah, I don't get it, but I don't want to be the one
and she made me "Lady and the Tramp" a piece of spaghetti.
(SCOFFS) It gets old real quick.
Mom coupons.
Your hair is yellow. (CHUCKLES)
This is your real Mother's Day, and it starts with
(SLURPS)
And now that I hear myself say it, I'm an idiot!
Son of a bitch.
It doesn't specify a time limit.
You're lucky I was too cheap to have hip surgery,
I'm not giving in to your crazy demands
That's right. Space Camp.
Mother's Day over. Let's just move on.
and I'm the only decent child in this family?
Go, go, go! Go, go!
And that meant one thing. shedding their garbage clothes
Point is, you were a child once, with hopes and dreams,
What...have we...done?