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He loved this stupid wooden piece of crap.
(WHITNEY HOUSTON'S GREATEST LOVE OF ALL PLAYS)
¶ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ¶
If that's how you want to play it, let's dance.
Sorry, boop. I've still got a huge stack of coupons left.
¶ Teach them well and let them lead the way (SMOKE DETECTOR BEEPING)
That was a discount price for the kid.
I learned it at...
Hit it!
You know, you could have been a lot nicer to me back then.
My name is Adam Frederick Goldberg,
and let you go to town on my rough areas.
Let me just reach in my wallet, and...
Last night, we went to an Italian restaurant,
your "Space Wars" and your "Space Trek"?
Yep. Good for one free huggie.
No, you were a moron.
you got to step up in a big way.
Ready to enjoy all the things that mothers get.
No, you don't!
(STATIC) What the hell?
You named him Maury?
Uh, we're done. Mother's Day is officially over.
What the...
This can't wait! It's that important!
No way! I use that in the carpool lane.
Doesn't change the fact that I'm gonna go to the real space camp someday.
It's not a boat, but it's way cooler and more expensive.
He looks like he eats good.
just like a camp for spaceships,
until now.
My mom had given up on her perfect Smother's Day,
I know.
BARRY: Aah! Things are burning!
Oh! ...me.
Fine! I want to meet Maury!
BOTH: Space camp!
Yeah, you said the same thing about Mannequin
And once you see the joy on my face,
starring a young Joaquin Phoenix
if it wasn't for one thing!