Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Boy, the "putting him in a coma" idea

(tires screech)

Got to be a quarter, not two dimes and a nickel.

but I always believed people cared about a human being

and i have to push grandma raelene snell on a stretcher now because she can't call 911! the arthwritis got her and that off-ramp did her back in with the evil chair! and she got e.coli last year from kissing the sex birds and she got double murdered on the orient express and she refuses to move out because she's glued to toxins!

Japanese speaking

I don't know. I made, like, 20 calls to Rand McNally.

(dog howling) Shh!

You made a dog wait for a teeth cleaning

(grunting, panting) Kids, lower the Purge armor!

well we can't just leave the bugs at the lights near whitford library, remember E.T? yes but we won't have to call home, cause they'll be going thier seperate ways. maybe we'll just plant a green bag with sticks and leave it at that spot.

(cheering, horns honking)

(dogs growling)

No, seriously, where did I go?

What possible defense could you have?

CROWD: None of us!

He was gonna save a dog. Wow.

Well, I'll see you in court. Zing!

being nice and safe in jail.

"There's more sanctity in a dog's loyalty

thousands of years of domestication will fall away.

That's hopeful.

Willie, Skinner.

Here, boy. Here, boy. Here, boy.

just like you or me.