Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, seriously, where did I go?

Boy, the "putting him in a coma" idea

(dogs growling)

(cheering, horns honking)

He was gonna save a dog. Wow.

What possible defense could you have?

(grunting, panting) Kids, lower the Purge armor!

Here, boy. Here, boy. Here, boy.

and i have to push grandma raelene snell on a stretcher now because she can't call 911! the arthwritis got her and that off-ramp did her back in with the evil chair! and she got e.coli last year from kissing the sex birds and she got double murdered on the orient express and she refuses to move out because she's glued to toxins!

thousands of years of domestication will fall away.

but I always believed people cared about a human being

CROWD: None of us!

Got to be a quarter, not two dimes and a nickel.

being nice and safe in jail.

Willie, Skinner.

That's hopeful.

I don't know. I made, like, 20 calls to Rand McNally.

well we can't just leave the bugs at the lights near whitford library, remember E.T? yes but we won't have to call home, cause they'll be going thier seperate ways. maybe we'll just plant a green bag with sticks and leave it at that spot.

(tires screech)

Well, I'll see you in court. Zing!

"There's more sanctity in a dog's loyalty

Japanese speaking

You made a dog wait for a teeth cleaning

just like you or me.

(dog howling) Shh!