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Oh, where can he be?
I know.
Don't you understand?
Ladies and gentlemen, this man is a human being,
I did leave them with you.
Or walks on a hot sidewalk
(whining)
stick on a fake wang, and pretend that she's you
Collie, dachshund, Tibetan Mastiff,
(moans)
Ol' Gil,
(sighs) I guess your days
was worth less than a dog.
This is ridiculous. I'm a human being here,
of eating out of the garbage are over, Gil.
Ow! Ow, ow. Just get him by the collar.
And you know what we found inside?
So passed!
Who among you is brave enough to tame this slobbering horde?
(yipping)
You sit!
Thanks to this walk, I'll live a lot longer.
Surely his life has more value
(howls)
Mr. Simpson,
Aw!
Where am I?
and the girl thinks she's Queen of the May.
I thought we sent Willie out there to deal with them.
and finally earn the town's respect.
Don't push your luck.
(in Cockney accent): It was Christmas, sir.
HOMER: Oh, wait, this isn't mine.
I did. But he, uh, hasn't returned.
(tires screeching, horns honking)
No, he's a good dog.
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