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Sammy, i just said It was from the irs,
You remember, i got friends On the outside!
"And never Got back to you,
What am i going to do?
In fact, I gave you an "a."
I'll give her a call.
"Sorry i left you On hold last night
All right. Then i'm sitting pretty.
If she made that Kind of money,
Oh, i hope She likes my teeth. Sam, what do you think?
I know what's important now Is what i think.
Yes, i do.
I'm afraid to open it.
Sam, your hair's Clumping up a little Bit on this side.
Hmm, that's a pick 'em.
I mean, who knew Speak out and score Would be about business?
Oh, no. I--i didn't Mean it that way.
I got my braces off.
Obviously isn't A cocktail waitress.
So, uh, i apologize For leaving you Up at melville's.
Yeah. Maybe you guys Are right.
Last night, we broke A few springs.
You ok?
So i--i wanted to feel A sense of completion.
I'm being Audited by the irs,
You know, but everything turned Out for the best For everybody.
How do you do?