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Cause you're using me - No! I just...
Fucker, tried to fucking trick me, while he's got a fucking gun in there
So just talk about us, you know?
People like me and you go down every fucking... day
You don't have to
Stop wasting your fucking time!
So I'm just trying to make a couples of extra bucks, you know what i'm saying?
Just want to fucking call my girl
But I just thought that you can tell my family
You know, she's good
It must have been a really long fight
Alrite... you just give me a sec
I can't, I can't do this here
I'm out there trying my best, ok?
But the thing no one ever realised about me...
I don't wanna hear this
I thought you didn't like gals
I didn't want wreck the fucking car in public but we did you know, we did
She's here
So what's your deal, man?
Cause I love that about your, Sel
Who cares about him?
Oh man you see that little fucker over there?
It's getting late
And I gotta go
Wake up, I wanna go out
No, that was nice
So really like to get real rough?
Fuck this phoney shit, told him to fuck himself, kiss my fucking sweet ass
I need to sit down
We're paying fucking customer here
And I believed in her
So you came
Because I fucking killed someone, alrite?
I thought you wanted a job like that
Fuck! I'm out of here
What's that bullshit?
Go get me 2 more
Leave me fun, leave me fucking fun!
I don't like men anymore, really
he just probably doesn't know it
You animal!
So I killed him
Come on, man, shit, alrite
I've been thinking about that
Ok, well you need to learn how to type...
I gotta stay here by the phone for my girl
This is not how you run a fucking establishment man
What, you can't speak? what the fuck?
See you can do this
I've never done this before, but I have...
Ok, I don't wanna sit here alone all the time,
And some very handsome young gentlemen, I understand
So I'm gonna do a broil
Honey!
No, see... I'm sorry, but when I read the ad...
No... No Problem.
They gonna tell you that 'thou shall not kill' and all that
In a motel room
I threw up all over myself before it even made 1 fulI turn
Cat got your fucking tongue huh?
Shit, I don't fucking trust you
Yeah, fuck them!
Tuesday
But my dad had to pay my medical bills
Hope it's not some asshole like the last guy...
And I'm sure my wife wouldn't mind a bit
I'm sorry
And that was it
Get your fucking hands off me! you dumb dyke...
It's not what you think it is, alrite
Oh my god, are you serious?
And they pay for it, you can see all these miserable straight people...
Fun world in Orlando, this one over here said:
By the time I met you all...
They are not even looking, man, this shit is long over already
Cause I'm freaking out... they know Leen
So that you can go on thinking that people are good
John, yes she's back
I love them and I hate them
Maybe you can... help me?
I don't care
I gonna go and wash up ok