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I'm gonna lick it up like a dog
Fuck you, man!
Get down
No, you can't come back
The bar is closed
I know what it is
Its like God finally strike him down for all his evil
Hey, where's my shirt?
Ok
You never did, but you got a live
Hey are you alrite?
When the beach party is over, you don't get to say, you know what
Yup
But killing's not one of them
I'm not a bad person, I'm a real good person
Oh man, am I glad to hear that
You don't have to do this
Fuck it, man, I got shit line up, you know
Leen what difference does it make?
We wanna go again
I got a pressure cleaning business
You ready?
I just haven't been feeling too good lately, you know
Stupid mother fucker
And I guess you can call me a real romantic
What time is it?
PulI the car over - I'm sorry
Because I'm so hard-up
Which... you know... it... probably for the best... maybe it'll work
So everything is working out, and we are real happy
So what? You think I can't get you a house on the beach?
Now, you know me Sel, now you fucking know me alrite
But then there's 1 nite, we're at this party and this guy comes in and he's like...
I'll call you daddy
I always wanted to be in the movies
I don't need a ride
i'm a Hooker
What money?
Hooking... I quit hooking
Look, man, I'm not a fucking novice shampoo gal here, ok
You got a live
If you want a ride you better come on
Leen, this isn't funny
Cause it was me
Yes, fuck this place, rite?
I got in a fight
You can tell him that too
Are you awake now?
And we see you choosing, this life.. this gay life
Yeah, you now well
You got a wet pussy?
Maybe we can go somewhere
Yeah...
However the evidence does suggest that...
What the hell is happening here?
Well he, he's straight up, S&M
You just having a hard time - No, I can't let you live
Let me have that
They don't get it now, they never get it then...
I'm just cleaning this fucking pigstly we're leaving in that's all
So I started growing up real young...
Can I ask you a question?
Want some sandwich?
Not you, Tom, not fucking you, Tom
Sel?
I know what you do for living
Fuck, man, circumstance that's exactly it, that's exactly it
No! no! Selby, that's not the reason
Oh, he's gay
I'm gonna try to get out of here before the end of the week
Ok honey I talked to your father and guess what?
Selby? - Hi
I knew that would get you!
You better not let me break my other arm
Where the fuck do you think you are going?