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Merry Christmas you bastards!
You wanna get something wild going on in your life...
Mr. Steinbrenner, I can explain...
No, I will stay with Elaine, it would be rude.
I like your organization, George.
The water went down to 58 degrees.
He overslept and missed the whole race.
Why Monday junior! Why!
He told us George Costanza's gonna be taking us bastards out on the town.
We've been talking to a real friendly son of a bitch in the front office.
This son of a b**ch is ice cold
He mis-set the password?
...and the person with whom you have chosen to stay is...
I don't ask those kind of questions anymore.
Idiot, I trusted you!
- Oh, the volume. - Yes, the volume.
This son of a b**ch is ice cold.
Oh, that's cute.
So did you come up with a stupid story...
When's that bastard coming to Austin?
It's not gonna happen again. Not if I have anything to say about it.
I can't. I got that marathon runner coming in tonight.
I'm not comfortable.
Hey.
8:47? HOGIE, WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Well, listen, you son of a bitch, you know where we are?
...you'll have a wake-up call, Jean-Paul.
¿Vuelo a México?
I think that bastard fell asleep in the hot tub, and the heat pump broke. That's what's going on.
Make way, make way. Make way, he's a contender.