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Most people think it was the snooze, but no, no snooze.
6:50.
Jean-Paul?
Hello.
I'd like you to drop everything. I have this fun little assignment.
- Oh, that must be it. - It's huge.
Speak up, Gene, I can’t hear you!
The zoom start already The zoom start already ?
- I think he's got it in for me. - He doesn't have it in for you.
Well, he was pretty devastated.
Jerry!
...I think you may be taking work too seriously.
Your body has an internal mechanism. It knows what time it is.
Oh, the Metro
Very good documentary! Doc of the year.
Wake up
How are you enjoying it, George? Melts that tension away, doesn't it?
Yes, I got it, sir. You only had to say it once.
Can't believe you write for the J. Peterman catalogue.
Oh Man, very good workout. Workout of the Year.
My money's on the snooze.
Thank God I took off my heels and put on my...
Imagine, your whole life riding on an alarm clock.
That's a big responsibility on your hands.
Hey, you tell that son of a bitch no Yankee is ever coming to Houston.
Tennille!
Think about it.
You a big drinker, mike?
I really like those sons of bitches.
Hey, Jean-Paul?
...paying off little kids to come banging on your door.
Why go into office, why go into office!
I thought that new promotion was supposed to be more work?
My brain at 4 am: 5:00? Hurry up! Wake up! Wake up!
Frankly, I'm a little concerned.
Elaine, what's the alarm clock situation at your house?
...some crap for that Himalayan walking shoe.
Why 3-0 lead!!?
George, we just got the final budget numbers.
- One mile to go, Jean-Paul. - Go, Jean-Paul!
THIS SON OF BITCH ICE COLD
TACO! TACO?
It was... and that was it, I lost.
Well, we're certainly so glad that you could make it.
It's a marathon, you know? Twenty-six miles.
All right. Let's check out the clock.
Our boys can't wait to kick your butts.
This son of a bitch Is ice cold!
I've got enough to think about trying to come up with...
No, man, it wasn't the snooze.