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My back aches.
We're going with adult contempo.
Could I have a cup of tea, boiling hot?
Are those crisp? Oh, they’re crisp
You know, everyone's a bastard or a son of a bitch.
I turned up the heat.
You need an Irish Coffee
Trade of da year, or not.
- He's leading! Go, Jean-Paul! - Yeah!
Terrible about that Mickey Mantle, wasn't it?
Not as long as you bastards are running things.
- Do you mind if I heat this muffin up? - No.
Why bad gateway? Why bad gateway?
In fact, I'm gonna work on it tonight.
Oh, boy.
- You a single man, George? - Well, I just recently...
- What are you saying? - I'm saying, get the hell out of there!
- Oh, machine. - I'm not here. Leave a message.
This catalogue is all about how to score in a foreign country.
I've got two words to say to you, George.
We're cranking along pretty good. We're almost up to 80 degrees.
Four-one-niner.
I got the call. Debrief.
- Go ahead. - Thank you, Jerry.
These people never fail.
It is their job
Flight to Utah.
- George! Get ahold of yourself. - Mr. Wilhelm.
I bet he got the a.m. -p.m. Mixed up.
Thank God she spotted the epaulets on my Norwegian ice-fishing vest.
I bet she got the AM / PM mixed up
Shut up you bastards! I'm trying to talk to Preistely!
Farzad, look how tense you are.
He's from Trinidad and Tobago, right?
WHAT DO THE GUESTS THINK OF THE DAM AT COBARGO PETS RETREAT
Jean-Paul, the electricity went out! Wake up, wake up, we've gotta go!
What happened to your mental alarm?
Jerry: AM/PM? It wasn't the AM/PM!
Right now, I sit around pretending I'm busy.
- We'll see you at the race, okay? - Yeah, I hope so.