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- He's leading! Go, Jean-Paul! - Yeah!
Shut up you bastards! I'm trying to talk to Preistely!
WHAT DO THE GUESTS THINK OF THE DAM AT COBARGO PETS RETREAT
He's from Trinidad and Tobago, right?
Jerry: AM/PM? It wasn't the AM/PM!
This catalogue is all about how to score in a foreign country.
What happened to your mental alarm?
Trade of da year, or not.
Farzad, look how tense you are.
I've got two words to say to you, George.
You need an Irish Coffee
We're cranking along pretty good. We're almost up to 80 degrees.
Thank God she spotted the epaulets on my Norwegian ice-fishing vest.
These people never fail.
- Oh, machine. - I'm not here. Leave a message.
Sweeeeden
- We'll see you at the race, okay? - Yeah, I hope so.
Are those crisp? Oh, they’re crisp
Right now, I sit around pretending I'm busy.
Not as long as you bastards are running things.
You know, everyone's a bastard or a son of a bitch.
- Go ahead. - Thank you, Jerry.
Flight to Utah.
We're going with adult contempo.
Could I have a cup of tea, boiling hot?
Jean-Paul, the electricity went out! Wake up, wake up, we've gotta go!
Oh, boy.
- George! Get ahold of yourself. - Mr. Wilhelm.
I turned up the heat.
- You a single man, George? - Well, I just recently...
Four-one-niner.
I bet he got the a.m. -p.m. Mixed up.
I got the call. Debrief.
In fact, I'm gonna work on it tonight.
Why bad gateway? Why bad gateway?
It is their job
- Do you mind if I heat this muffin up? - No.
- What are you saying? - I'm saying, get the hell out of there!
My back aches.
I bet she got the AM / PM mixed up
Terrible about that Mickey Mantle, wasn't it?