Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If you have depression, flush it down the toilet. Zero self-confidence. Down the toilet.

me feeling 0.01% of the autism on this website

Ah billy and Mandy girm

I'm mad at this jar of pickles I can't open.

Really? All right!

-what's your relationship to Brian? - You bring him to justice!

several times today, and your husband just isn't responding.

You're really...

They all got leather jackets!

and we got pretty tight.

You’re Watching Paw Patrol On Nick Jr You’re Watching Family Guy on Fox

Oh, come on, Brian, let's be honest. I frequently alter the past.

People, people, people.

I was using them for this other thing.

Then he's going to be the rich guy in the limo

I always wind up getting hit by a black woman with a purse.

I'm afraid that our Brain is dead!

If you have a twin mattress,

That just means I'm one-sixteenth cat.

You know what, Vinny?

What's your stance on the music all the kids are listening to today?

I'm afraid that our Playstation portable Is Dead! Playstation Portable (2004-2014)

Doctor, how is Brian?

Hey, Doonesbury,

Jake is gonna do sad yank cuz yarn meme die

I got to do, like, a sad yank.

Hey! Oh! Oh! Hey! Hey! Oh! Again!

Only dicks don’t let babies win.

that people just throw out for no reason.

Brian's getting the finest care there is.

And I'm gonna spend the rest of my life missing him.

He was my best friend in the whole world.

for the 10,000th week in a row,

Hey, Ma. Remember, I told you, one day I'd be swimming in marinara?

Well, we're gonna go ahead and take these back.

Oh, this is all my fault.

(Sobbing) My sweet angel, please don't go! Doctor, is there any way you can bring my son back?

I know Peter wanted to say a few words.

Since I'm a cop,

Hey bitch what the fuck you doing in this shit And what the fuck is this shit why the fuck are shitting that ass

Oh, Vinny, like the Pooh.

Ahh, now this is the life I can get used to. Hey, man. This can’t be a solution for your problems.

Okay, Brian, I'm just putting this out there, but I'm a baby,

Stinky little baby, you need a shower!