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♪ A lover, baby ♪
- You're 25? - You look 45.
- Ew! - Oh! - Oh!
There's a hot dog stand right here. This is like a... it's a...
I gave you a big one, and here's what you're gonna want to hope happens.
Wait. Sucking each other's...
You either keep your dick, or you keep your friend.
Yeah! New Dick... New Dick City?
Ah, well, how about we go where my Dr. Johnson is?
- How about that? - Well, in that case,
We got really drunk last week, and he told me that.
- Threw your dick under the bus. - Dude, it's all good.
- She was hot. - Not condom-less sex.
Uh-oh. Not a real gun. Do you have an exit in the back?
- Ew. - Alice is a freak.
and this company is, like, raping me on the price,
That guy really gave me a gift right there.
You guys said you needed lighting for your movie,
I'm sick of living cum to cum, so, yeah, guys. I mean, I want it gone!
I'm so sorry.
I'm in. It sounds fun.
He was. And then he caught himself.
No. We're gonna watch the whole thing.
Luckily he had a muscle tissue of a howler monkey.
Learn how to run a business.
Not Alice's. Not a porno.
- is about to bust his last final nut. - That was quick.
You stupid fat!
and if I can, I would love to help in any way.
Like naked stuff? Like butts?
Going to get his final hand job.
Oh, no, no, no. Keep going.
Oh... oh, okay. Now, see, Blake, that's where we're thinking a little different.
- Yeah, it looks very magical. - What are you doing?
so I brought a lava, strobe, black light.
I still have my boy muscle?
I'm not filming you anymore, okay?
I've already got an appointment over at sears.