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You're joining us now at the Na San Thai massage parlor,
Have you ever seen this amount of money in your life?
I mean, if it'll help you that much, I'll do it.
so I started getting a number one and chicken selects.
- What? Why come? - Why come not? Who cares?
when it's on my body, so it's my dick.
You still have your boy muscle.
Also,
- Yeah. - Yeah. New Jack City.
Jill Taylor. She'll chub you.
- I'm bro-choice. - Get out of here.
telling those guys that you wanted to chop off your hog.
Oh, it sounds like our good friend Karl
I don't know, man. I mean, I guess I'll just barbeque it up
I'm part of the team now.
- It's yours. - I want it now! I wish I could have it now...
How have you gone your entire life with such a small penis? That's a story.
Oh, no. It's extra!
- Ow. - I need the spyfocals out here.
- What? - Yep.
Well, why don't you go ahead and touch your crotch-less wasteland?
♪ Been looking for ♪
- How am I supposed to decide that? - Think about it!
- He's gonna wash it without sand! - It's not his dick.
Oh, my... There's a generational gap here.
It's been a while since I've jiggled one.
You... he's... don't listen to him.
Wait, that's three people. What are... where are you?
Whoa, whoa, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Yeah. - But I really hope you don't die on me, man.
Wh... what... what specifically are you going to do with your juicy new dong?
And we'll be like, "Yeah, stupid." Next step, Sundance!
What is that?
Mother from Home Improvement.
- Not a baby. - Ew. Yeah.
Hot dogs are healthy, okay?