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My children, you should know something...
# On the f-f-fifth day of C-C-Christmas #
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
I was just starting to look over
You didn't deduct all my nice invoices.
under the Christmas tree!
It's just bad.
This is such a magical Christmas adventure, you guys.
This is Santa's flight control center.
You're done?
Hala derka berka derka!
You're a... bad liar.
Wow!
This is Baghdad? God, what a shithole.
Wow, what a terrific audience.
Follow me!
Mr. Hankey!
Awwwww!
Did you do any cleaning?
If you don't feed it, it dies! It's so cool!
# On the s-s-seventh day of Christmas #
It just falls more into the category of
- Christmas tree! - Hi, guys!
That's a retarded idea that won't work. Why are you really doing this?
# g-g-gave g- g-gave #
It's not stupid, it's a toy that you can starve!
Good luck finding Jesus!
Oh yeah!