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English - US - SDH
If Robin's beaver devours six inches of wood every half hour...
like the producers of Milky Way Mathletes tried to.
considering he was probably only using one hand.
Okay, Lily, you sound about as convincing as you did...
You've been evicted from the Big Brother house.
It's not gonna happen with you and me.
I'm sorry. You did not get a rose.
I don't agree with what you did, and so I refuse to comfort you...
Which means Jessica got pregnant five years ago...
- What's the matter? You look rattled. - Rattled?
[Both Giggling]
## [Pop]
# Two beavers are better than one #
Okay, it's not porn. It's a kid show.
- Our characters had pet beavers. - [Giggles]
[Mimicking Punchy] Hey, Schmosby, remember when you dookied on the couch...
- Innocence of a child. Got it. - Here we go.
COME ON OVER TO BARNEY'S HOUSE
In your mom's pants. Trick! She's old.
- Two dudes watchin' a kid show might be worse. - [Barney Laughs]
Well, guess what? I've got some good news.
Do you know what plays a huge role in helping a woman conceive?
Doesn't have a backyard. It's just a bummer.