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- I worry about you, Ted. - [Chuckles] You worry about me?
Yeah, you know, there's more to New York than Times Square.
- Yeah, you too. If you're ever in New York. - Definitely.
If you're gonna be disgusting, we're not watching this, okay?
Dude.
In fact, uh, we're getting married.
# They're twice the fun #
Whoa! And who is this exquisite keytarist...
- Punchy! - Schmosby!
You're fired. Auf Wiedersehen.
[All] Charge!
Robin, did you know that "boutonniere" is French for "booty is near"?
so I just made a list of all the keyboard-based occupations, and then I cross matched...
No, no. Me first.
Can you just please try to look at this with the innocence of a child?
What can I say? He'll be in galactic jail for the remainder of his life.
That's your scrotum !
- [Cell Phone Rings] - Schmosby!
Give me a jacket and leave Hell's Kitchen!
You see him once a year, at which point he punches you really hard in the arm...
Sure, I thought about picking up the phone and calling her a hundred times...
He's got no family around. He's still single.
Your dessert just didn't measure up. Sashay away.
Feels like you're dreaming? But check your totem, brah.
Jessica Glitter?