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Why don't you help me out? How about another date?
It's not gonna be easy.
It's vodka, very good. I'll do the...
No, no, no. Please, no. You guys go. I have to...
- Right. - But thanks.
He's okay. He's with his parents, third floor.
Yeah, I'll let you borrow it when I'm done.
I'll be right there.
- Then why don't we go? I'm ready. - No, I'm ready.
- So how'd it go with the dancer? - Actually...
What do we do? Where do we go? I have no car, no money.
You were probably in there, staring back at me.
I feel like ever since I got here, everyone's life's just gotten worse.
Is that you really need to be aggressive, okay?
She's our friend.
Why? You don't even like me.
- Fun. - Cool.
- Newport kids must make you sick too. - Sounds like you're a fan.
- And, well, this is an emergency. - Okay.
- This town sucks. The best I could do. - I can't.
That's funny.
Thanks. I appreciate it.
How do you feel about a little thing that I like to call...
Yes, he made a big mistake. But life is complicated, and none of us is perfect.
Nor do I. A bunch of dudes who enjoy wearing Speedos.
- This dancer. - Dancer?
I don't want a new life. I want my old one back.
Sandy, what happened to our car?
Could you turn the air on, please?
- Hey. - Hey.
- Oh, yeah? - I tell you what.
Well, our wives are away for the weekend. We could...
- But, hey, we're here now, right? - Yeah.
You guys should have broken up a long time ago.
Look, if you don't wanna do this...
Who knew that when he knocked me up...
- Hey. - Hey.
So maybe this way we can all be friends. We can all hang out.
Kirsten, that was very uncalled-for.
And we need to have respect for each other before meeting in battle.
Thanks. That'd be great.
- Where is he? - I don't know. He's out, I guess.
Now, she does have a serious boyfriend, but she's looking into...
So I talked to my friend, the securities attorney, this morning.