Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Working on the weekend?

Ryan, we're like two samurai, really.

What's uncalled-for is your $500-a-day coke habit in college.

I'm totally crispy.

It's important that you understand the predicament you're in.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

It should go well with the grilled cheese.

But aren't you, like, the busboy?

I remember as a kid, if I saw a limousine driving...

No one wants to see you with Luke more than me.

Okay, Mom, except that I am.

I'm sorry if I upset you. It wasn't my place.

Luke wouldn't be in the hospital.

- Hey, babe. - Hey.

...because united we're unstoppable, but divided it's like...

Of course, living here does have its upside.

You wanna be my lawyer? How long do you wanna send me away for?

We have a deal. My domain's the kitchen and the bedroom. His is the office.

Wanna be there when Marissa graduates? You wanna watch Kaitlin grow up?

Yeah. We're doing guy stuff.

He did Carol's divorce. She got everything.

Chino. Come here, man. I want you to meet some of my boys.

But I will be cooking. Macaroni and cheese. It's my specialty.

- We should go. - What did you say to me?

- How's it going? - Never better.

We'll drink their beer, dance with their honeys and have a good time.

All I was thinking about in that ambulance was...

Your parents will work it out. Your mom will go away this weekend...

Having to live with the shame of what your father's done?

I don't think she wants to talk.

Not as much as he loved you.

I get it. Okay, man? I definitely understand.

You wanna grab that? These are almost done.

He didn't buy ponies and jewelry for himself.

You know, switch up my look?

Girls, this isn't helping Julie relax. Isn't that why we're here?

What are you talking about?

I'm trying to get to the bar.

- Is it true he's going to jail? - He stole a lot of money...

You know what, man? We should go.

He's a good cook.

...it'd be the best thing that ever happened to you?

- Everything with her and her dad... - Do you know what your problem is?

How would I have known?