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- Is something wrong, Mr. Simpson? - I don't like wearing tights.
So did tae kwon do.
...that can cost a couple of sisters their promotion.
It says here that you've been pre-declined for every major credit card.
They've been going up the whole month of October.
- I wonder who he is. - He's graceful, yet masculine.
But for the sissies, never.
2049
To Homer! And to Sergeant Pepper...
Dance in front of my whole school? What is it with you and ballet?
- Let me see! Out of the way! - Homer!
homer shit
You can either be a fairy or a queen. It's wide open.
All right, that's the last straw.
My own favorite sisters-in-law are at my house again. My own favorite sisters-in-law are at my house again.
I loved that movie Young Frankenstein. Scared the hell out of me.
- I'm very, very sorry. - Oh, Marge, Marge. You're just in time.
Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV...
...I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance.
That's enough, Bart. Fun is fun, but if we're late, we'll get in trouble.
I love you pinkfong
Then I will hug some snakes.
Yeah, Homer. Let your wife have a glimpse of success for once.
Cut him a check and get him the hell out of here.
Wait a minute. Those are yours, sir?
Do you understand how finance works?
But when the seeds have been planted, you throw away the envelope.
Well, actually, as long as he's feeling okay, none of them may feel hurt forever. Well, actually, as long as he's feeling okay, none of them may feel hurt forever.
- Hey, Dad. What you doing? - Daddy has very important work to do.
It means these two fabulous babes are staying for dinner.
Now, that's sarcasm.