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...wish you would, but probably won't, final resort to lend me money.
- Couldn't you bash my head in? - Hey, are you a loan shark?
It is off
Now we own you, like Siegfried owns Roy.
Okey
Sometimes I think God is teasing me, just like he teased Moses in the desert.
This invention of yours has made us all rich, especially you.
- Batman, for example. And Magellan. - Look, I don't like this cootie platoon...
But no powdered sugar, I don't deserve it. Maybe a little powdered sugar.
- Thanks. - Let's do that 2000-pound-man thing.
- Please ask me to kill for you. - No, Homie.
- I am Homer Simpson. - Well, good. Jump, Homer, jump.
- You are? - No! L...
Well, Lisa, I managed to solve a little problem today.
Looks like he took a pretty bad spill.
Take care of you or I’ll sing Miley Cyrus
Bart, I am so proud of you. You've shown a sensitive side of yourself...
A young man maybe who thinks he can be the next Baryshnikov.
When are you going to wake up and smell your husband, Marge?
Since you're trying to make a getaway in park...
Seat belt twisted. Minus one point.
Be careful with my sisters' heads. Their necks are brittle.
Sorry, but if you don't have that money by tomorrow...
I never want to see you again! You either.
I can’t keep track of all my wheeling and dealings
Yes, I will hug and kiss some poisonous snakes!