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- Hey, Homer. - Way to go.
Tested, Homer. God tested Moses. And try to be nice to my sisters.
homer shit
All right. I'll send you a check.
You, sir, are worse than Hitler!
- Become a limo driver at Classy Joe's. - That's it!
Gosh, Moe. I use these all the time.
Failed to check blind spot. Minus two points.
Did they have national anthems 2000 years ago?
I was ashamed, Marge. I failed you as a husband and a provider.
Well, you should've gotten here earlier.
Oh, how am I gonna tell Marge we're broke?
- Hello, Homer. - Hello, Homer.
- Well... - What?
But first, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
They love me. I'm accepted. I don 't need this mask anymore.
This has been such a nice, peaceful dinner.
Sure, Homer, I can loan you the money you need.
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homer shit
I can't keep track of all my wheelings and dealings.
Homer, are we in some sort of fiduciary trouble?
Homer.
Better sign up for something fast, man. Baseball just filled up...
- Let's ask her. - No! Don't tell Marge!
You be Carl Reiner, and I'll be Police Chief Wiggum.
He dances like girls!
Patty and Selma just got promoted at the DMV.
I haven't been moved like this since The Joy Luck Club.
Okay. Steady, Bart.