Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, it's a map to the Bloom of Eternal Youth,
What?
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
ALL: Huh?
-Now with more swears. -Ah, splendid.
My publisher is throwing a huge party for my book, Ruler's Reach,
(SNIFFLES) Oh.
Eh!
but the response should be, "Ah! No. Spare us."
I just made a few tiny edits, and this baby is humming.
Lily.
Writer? What? I thought you wanted to be a witch.
But where I'm from that's kinda impossible.
-Eh, it just feels a little unrealistic. -I see what you're saying.
Quando eu vejo uma mãezinha falando que vai fazer a perfuração na farmácia que é mais barato
Gagged By her enemies
Whoo-hoo!
Every idea is a good idea.
The Bloom of Eternal Youth.
Which one of you wants to read my literary masterpiece?
I've had this "about the author" picture since I was seven years old.