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No. I need it.
I need the next size up in these pants for my little boy.
Okay, you know, you're supposed to cover something embarrassing
I mean, really? How many times?
(WHISPERS) You happened.
shop for his first day of school.
Like, it was obviously a flare gun.
I know!
Just roll it out.
Finally, my dad had found a way to connect with Erica...
I mean, if you ask me, the cop was overreacting.
The AC is for emergency use only.
(LOWERED VOICE) Let's get somethin' to eat.
I see. I see.
(LAUGHS)
I got to see the woman she became.
You said take Erica out, so I brought her here.
It's bad, Pops. Really bad.
(MACHINE BEEPING)
I'm telling you, it's rigged.
Now this was my dad, Murray Goldberg,
Well, it was nighttime.
♪ My rhymes are fresh, my flow is hasty
Pants-less, pissed off, and far from a millionaire.
The merge! What the... The merge!
we wouldn't have to do this little dance.
Stop it. I yell at her all the time.
(CHUCKLES)
I was just gettin' to know.
(WHISPERS) Girl stuff.
And I got you a slap bracelet.
He sure does!
Get up. (SINGSONGY) We're going clothes shopping today!
and put on our adorable train sweater.
Bevy, I spent a fortune on those clothes.
to let him know that he has an employee