Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My dad wasn't the only one in a new level of hell.

I think we all need to take a deep breath

What about, uh, Lainey?

He was so built.

My God, stop it.

Take your watch off. It's that... No.

Adam is old enough to pick his own clothes.

Trains are plenty dangerous.

Roll it out! I knew.

Banned for life!

♪ But the past keeps getting clearer every day ♪

Back-to-school shopping was one of the last traditions Adam and I had together.

We're gonna roll it out! Come on!

Yeah, I remember that day.

I thought I locked the door.

Buh. ...really nice.

I'm mergin'. Do you see the sign for merge?

By mocking one of his other children.

Okay. What size pants do you wear?

Well, if you'd let me stare at you during the daytime,

She knows I think she's a moron. I don't have to say it.

But after an hour, the only memory they made

Unfortunately, none of these were my father.

(SCOFFS) And his real name isn't Ron Bon Jovi.

Who puts a train on a sweater?

Oh, my God, look at your ankle!

♪ I think of childhood friends

You will honor it.

It's like 900 degrees in here!

I just sat down. How'd we get shame on me already?

ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, these were the dads on TV.

I mean, it was all Lainey's fault.

Come and get 'em! Lunches for my honeybunches!