Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And so I went back-to-school shopping with my mom.

Well, what kind of drifter needs to buy new clothes

Okay. We gotta hit the mall, and fast.

This was your idea.

Nothing's closed until I say it is.

But just know you're overreacting.

You wanna talk about it or something?

What kind of drifter shops at the Willow Grove Mall?

Honey, this is the seventh grade we're talking about...

That unicorn is rigged.

Throw all the food out.

Pops, I'm telling you, that woman's an evil genius.

Hey, Mom. I need a Midol.

Well, it turns out that his van is actually his home, right?

and talked all kinds of crap about me.

My dad thought he was ready to handle the girl stuff...

(MOUTH FULL) What did I do?

I'll tell you what's happening. He's a moron.

Every decision you made in that story was a terrible one.

♪ Come sail away, come sail away

You give Erica 20 bucks just 'cause she says "girl stuff"?

Ever since Erica grew (WHISPERS) boobs...

(SCOFFS) Oh, these are chaffing me,

I'm not gonna mix in.

Uh... Some by me.

Hey, Dad? What?

Oh, you know what? I will take you up on those nachos now.

Mistakes were made.

ADULT ADAM: And just like that,

They're just clothes. Who cares?

It's for my rap group. No!