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Miss? Whoa.
ADAM: I'm not comin' out. Mom took me school shopping.
It doesn't make sense.
Obviously, go to your mother first.
It was September 8th, 1980-something.
That was sitting in with the food?
I know Mom shrunk 'em on purpose.
You know?
Well, the sweater's a lie!
It's that medicated dog shampoo. No. No. No.
You want a churro?
All right. Why not?
He's almost 11! (BOTH LAUGH)
♪ Come sail away, come sail away
(WHISPERS) But he wasn't.
Well, can't I just ignore the other kids more?
I don't even like spending a day with myself.
The open road was his only way out!
It's why I nap.
Ah! Ooh! Mom, you gotta stop watching me sleep.
Stop it. Stop it.
Hey! What are you doing? We're closing.
It was an accident.
When it comes to you and the laundry, there are no accidents.
beautiful daddy-daughter silence.
They must've shrunk when I washed 'em.
I couldn't see the fire in my mom's eyes.
(LAUGHING) Roll it out? (LAUGHS)
She's my best friend!
Absolutely. Okay, off we go.
Oh, that's so damn funny.
Look at me! You can see every little curve.
and I will have him dragged out of his important meeting about jeans
Thanks.
It's me! It's my rap name.
Buh.
Buh. Ugh.
And...
A whole day?
my dad was doing his best to revive his tradition with Erica.
Oh, you made my favorite?
My beautiful boy needs a pair of acid-washed jeans,
I always wash new clothes.
♪ Come sail away with me, lad