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Excellent.
Yeah, and besides, what other magazine
No. No, they wouldn't.
but what are you made up for, Halloween?
Not from me, anyway.
I was about to be crowned Miss America.
( whistling)
Oh, no. Oh, Mike. Oh, I couldn't.
He promised me an answer within a week.
( chuckles)
I realize that.
As a matter of fact, I'm taking this down there right now.
Honey, you weren't treated any differently
doesn't mean you have to chop my school friends.
Oh.
Yes, I think that can be arranged, Mr. Delafield.
I woke up during the night
( frustrated sob)
To do her hair.
Autograph?
We'd like to schedule it for publication next month.
Oh, yes.
than any other writer who's received a rejection slip,
Alice, are you trying to tell me
Yes, ma'am.
Go on.
I want several of my most severe critics to read it first.
You want us to empty your wastebaskets, Alice?
and never really got back to sleep.
This is Danny Englebert,
Mrs. Brady?
Good. That'll keep her in one place while I talk to her.
No, I can't wait to break it,
to get in there to my typewriter.
What's that?
Well...
the pleasant side of things.
The End. Again.
Oh, it's just... something.
like when the washing machine overflowed
No, they told me you were gonna get gussied up for a date.
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