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It's you that's making them waggle.
Shit
Oh.
-Is that the most you've ever been given? -One bloke gave me 50 once.
Arundall Court, opposite the BP garage.
but this you're keeping shtum about?
If I was being kind, I'd say it was a mixed bag.
Anyway, give me your number. We'll meet up again.
Yeah. Speak to him.
You're supposed to be my agent for acting, not bloody Artexing or whatever.
Those aren't going to move themselves.
Fatty takes his own life
I'm sorry. It seems that beggars can be choosers.
Pug, pug, pug, pug
-Speak to him. No, speak to him. -I can't.
But mention the 20 in any anecdote slagging me off.
It's bad.
Pug, pug, pug, pug
Yeah, yeah. Everybody sing that last line. One, two, three...
So I think you should probably tell them to either buy something or get out.
Are you sure you can come to the pub?
He's banal and facile He's a fat waste of space
Barry and I were scouring the internet and we found a glowing review of your sitcom.
-How's your sitcom going? -Brilliant. Ratings are brilliant.
What's yours called, then? Oh, When The Wind Blows is his.
They all just wish he'd die
-It's fine. You've just got to sign in. -Okay.
-Who's it to? -Me.
"because he'd only give it to you begrudgingly."
-He's a little ant to me. -I feel it's just social rudeness.
I mean, it's not exactly how I meant it to be