Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Oh, he reads heat, does he? -Everybody reads heat.
-Nice aftershave, by the way. -Cheers.
Why would I do a show that when I watched it, I was praying for a tsunami?
-What street? -It doesn't matter, does it?
-Got the old telly there. Watch a lot of telly? -I don't, no.
And he used to sing in the operating theatre.
Yeah, I know, yeah.
Who would you rather fight and have a decent chance of winning,
-What, there's no good ones? -Best one was the Telegraph.
He's one of the seminal artists of the last 35 years, doing work tantamount to genius,
Like he's not gonna come over and gloat.
I'm actually flicking through the phone book and I'm pointing my finger on a random page
Do the face, then. Do the face. Do the face.
-We can't just sit next to him. -We'll just go and speak to him.
Bits of it were funny.
-By winning... -Forget it, drink up. We're going.
-Hi. -Hi, hi.
-50 quid? -Yeah.
Ah, Andy Millman.
Some good stuff on.
-Oh, thanks very much. -No need to sign in. That's fine.
Although you're happy to tell me when you're sleeping in your car
You've been in all the magazines.
-Turkey! What else? -Turkey, just turkey.
-Have a look. -He's a ringer.
and you need to have a bath, then you can't keep your mouth shut,
-Well... -No time. Here they come.
-I saw it last night. -And?
Oh, he'll love this.
-Ouch. Go on. Pop it in the scrapbook. -No. Don't pop it in the scrapbook.
Yes Linda I like that
You said if you get your own show, the offers would come flooding in.
-Ah, that's me. -Bring Ralph and Walnut.
-Yes. It's here. -Right.
"will please all the family. This is a delightful woodland romp
The wig, the glasses, the catchphrase. Brilliant.
-Sorry? -Do you like money? 20 quid.
-The man in the street, so fickle. -No. He didn't have a bald head.
Barry keeps you talking whilst you and I get down to it.
Oh, yeah? What do you do?
You're out and about, you know, no guys with you,
He blows his stupid brains out
-Found another one. -Oh, have you?
-No? -No.
-Neither of us. -You're out in the cold.
-What happened? -There's nothing I can do, sir. Sorry.
How much was it? 220?
If I want an opinion, it won't be a snotty little reviewer,
Why would that concern me?
Factory floor, what a chore Another week's graft