Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't think you can equate yourself to David Bowie.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

Right, Mr Yamaguchi's on his way up now with his lovely wife.

Right, you owe me 27.50.

by something from The Hills Have Eyes.

Hi. A pint of Fosters and a dry white wine, please.

-What are you doing here? -Just having a drink.

-Let me have a wee look. -Yeah, have a look.

Just do the catchphrase!

-Welcome to the building. -Thanks. It's nice to see someone under 40.

-You wanna get used to this, mate. -It's doing my head in.

Turkey. Drraaaaaagggggooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnn!

-Are you hungry? -Yeah.

-How do you work that out? -We're both entertainers.

Here, I tell you this, if you like his show, you'll love this.

Considering your average is probably what, 20p or something.

Can I just say that I think you're the most amazing comedy actor on television?

there's a couple of birds over there without drinks.

Ching Chang Chinaman milked a cow

-Being meaning to throw it away. -Throw it away, then.

and made it a lowest common denominator sort of comedy.

When the whistle blows When the whistle blows

Doing Chekhov at the Wyndham, just been nominated for an Olivier Award, so...

-This is Ralph. -Hello, mate. You all right?

It's not rude. It's stupid. It's ignorant.

Go and get a drink. I haven't got any money now.

since old Gladys the cook burnt down the canteen.

Now I'll have to start giving money to the homeless.

-Can we get a bottle of champagne, please? -No problem.

This is a delightful woodland romp

-Well, we have met. -Have we?

You having a laugh

-Just give him the 20. -No. He said change.

with some traditional Japanese entertainment.

No disrespect to you. We all go back to mine.

"Are you having a laugh? Is he having laugh?"

The little fat man with the pug-nosed face See his pug-nosed face