Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you having a laugh? Is she having a laugh?

I don't know why it's your concern is what I'm...

Yeah. Let me see them.

Where does he watch the show, through Dixons' window?

Come on. I've got more in common with David Bowie than this rabble.

and it's due to people like that. All right?

-Can I take a picture? -Yeah.

-Where? -Just round...

was an A&R man from Decca Records. You won't know Decca.

It's quiet and they treat you well if they recognise you.

-I'm in a sitcom. -It's called When The Whistle Blows.

If you want to chase ratings, that's great.

-You all right? -All right, mate? How's it going?

Hello, mate, all right? How's it going? Darren Lamb, agent. Nice to meet you.

The fat man takes his own life

-Not going down too well, huh? -It's getting six million viewers...

What I meant was we could buy them some drinks. That's an in, isn't it?

-It's a wasteland. -You're on your own. I'm not made of money.

WHAT STREET!?!?

-Oh, no. What am I talking about? Sky called. -And?

Let's go and sit next to David Bowie. He's not getting any hassle.

Things aren't quite panning out as I'd hoped.

Didn't get round to it. Oh, no. "When The Whistle Blows.

Well, no, despite what they say, the viewing figures were really good, 6.2 million.

Did he ask you to come over and say that?

Pathetic little fat man

I'm giving you 20 quid to sit there in those spare seats.

-It's him! It's him! It's Andy Millman. -All right?

-Oh, good. Cheers. -The wig, the glasses, the catchphrase.

they're taking up valuable space and costing him money.

Apparently Vernon Kay uses that.

I think I've got one here, actually. Sorry. Can you just hold that?

Oh, God. Look, David Bowie.

-Here. -Cheers, mate. Oi, oi, oi! Boing!

You've prepared the traditional Japanese cuisine, have you?

What's this? You didn't tell me anything about this.