Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Pete, what's your favourite catchphrase? He's only here.

-No. It's shit. -Oh, just riff-raff everywhere.

-What did you have for tea? -Turkey.

-What numbers? -58,008. Have a look.

Well, I wouldn't catch it. I turned up for the fight, it ran away, I win. Not my problem.

-Leaving you alone? -No.

-Here, here, "l don't get it." -It's Gobbler! It's Gobbler.

Nick's theme Chubby little loser

-Just locally. Just... -I love your show.

The wig. The glasses. The catchphrase. Brilliant.

Are you friends?

-Are we friends? -Yeah.

-Where am I meeting you? -Garage in 10 minutes?

-What did they say? -They didn't review it.

Well, it's either 40 or 60, then.

Everybody reads heat.

I used to come here a lot a few years ago. I don't know if you remember me,

If you're gonna have this attitude, I don't want it.

Too long a pause. If you're gonna lie, lie well.

There's 20 pubs a day closing down in this country

anywhere you want to go, up to say a maximum value of £15.

"and for Andy Millman to exclaim,

Yeah, but I don't know your name, do l?

It's only Barry

Chubby little loser

-No. It's just a bit... -Do the catchphrase.

It's the same seat! It's actually the same seat for 60 quid!

Mr Yamaguchi. Hello, hello.

Oh, walked too fast.

Then you get a cab fare home,

and then I insulted you and you made me take it back.

Why are we walking back this way? This is the way we came.

I spoke to her earlier. I think there's a bit of a vibe, right?

Come on, go, go!

The highlight of my ruddy day is when the whistle blows