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I don't know, I've never been to an auction before.
Yeah, 'cause if you hurt him, then you'll have to deal with us.
At 1.5 million.
and try and find sense or purpose.
No, are you crying? Claire, stop crying. It's gross.
You wanted me to talk more! Yeah.
You know? And that's gonna be bad for a while.
Mm-hm. No, Jim's on the ride.
(SNIFFLES)
I know, Tom. We're selling. On the market...
He is so fine. Josh, are you fine?
# Oooh, ooh-ooh # Oh, the good Lord knows it
(LAUGHS) No, you're not.
OK, well, I was hoping to distract you from all of that
I'm a...I'm a funny guy.
Really great. (WHALES GRUNT AND SING)
Yeah. Yeah.
Um, are you planning on going home
if you saw all the French lace I've been buying.
Shakes his head at 960 bid.
At 920... Got the strategy?
(LAUGHS) Fresh bidder, sir.
(TUTS)
Am I happy? That's just the saddest question.
And, like, that's...that's bad.
What did she like? Not much.
(WHALE SONG PLAYS)
That there was a prostate cancer joke.
Can you please just hurry up and open it?
He gets really thirsty when he wakes up in the morning,
Mm-mm, no, I don't think. I have no thoughts.
'Cause what it is, right, is my mum but burned into a pile
Yeah, that's Mum's ashes.
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