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Like, I don't think she wanted to be married to you,
Josh! Josh!
I could afford to commute to work by helicopter
What is happening, Tom? Why are you being mysterious?
I just don't think it's right that I burden everyone.
It matters to Tim and Jim. It'd matter to Tim and Jim very much.
a glass of water by his bed waiting for him in the morning.
Wait, wait, wait. How old is this gay couple?
I wanted to put her somewhere that she would like.
but she's just such a dope, you know.
You didn't want to look at houses, you wanted to stay with Josh.
Like, we know she's a dope.
Because he gets motion sickness.
Yep. I'm a real shit guy.
when you're all up in my grill with your D?
I'm really... I'm trying not to be
I can't look at them from the outside
it says, "Welcome home," like one of those frogs.
That's good. That's clever.
but then they go off and they get worried about dinner
Ah. That's interesting.
Why wasn't the other one... Why didn't he go on the ride?
Well, you know something's not right, ladies and gentlemen,
# Wow!
Google Ads keeps trying to sell me a new mum.
One gay guy goes on the spinning chair ride.
Jim gets motion sickness and... And...
You want some dinner? Yes, please.
When I die, I want to have the saddest funeral.
when we're doing our little sexy role play
Mm-hm.
Hey, guess what? What?
You and Mum loved each other and then she died.
# Doo-wop
they didn't like Enya, they don't like whale songs.
to deal with the situation you're in.
# Na-na-na-na
980. At 980, madam.
Sad, angry, confused, regret - I don't mind!
1.5, they're selling.
I think he whispered, "I love you."