Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

POV: Your friend making excuses for why he hasn't started testorone therapy at MMG

Loony Loony Loomer

You didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

CANT WAIT TO COME SEE IT

Hey, you know, it's not that deep. We can walk across.

Timmy Sic balls

It's a leech. Leeches!

My little nigga You'll this

-Lardass! -Lardass!

Ten years from now, some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a leak,

Seven cents, Vern?

Yeah, right, I'm not falling for that one, Lachance.

It's not funny What am I supposed to eat

You guys want to go see a dead body?

If we follow the tracks all the way into Harlow, it'll be about 20 miles.

No, Artie, just you.

Here you go, kid. $1 .50 of hamburger.

and was now doing odd jobs around Castle Rock.

He shouldn't be thinking about girls. This is the biggest game of his life.

You might even write about us guys, if you ever get hard up for material.

You four eyed pile of shit

No, Vern, there is something on your neck.

Did you take it?

-It was really good. -What did you write, sweetheart?

You guys wanna see a bean flicker?

Let's look for some long branches. We'll build him a stretcher.

-Vern, you gotta go faster! -I can't, Gordie!

Get up, Vern! Damn it!

We'd only been gone two days, but somehow the town seemed different,

Even Holly knew that

Yeah, by the time we get there the kid won't even be dead anymore.

“Pile of shit" has 1,000 eyes.

I don't want to hear no horror stories. I'm not up for that, man.

All the kids, instead of calling him Davie, they call him Lardass. Lardass Hogan.

It was only 2:45, but it felt much later.

About this time, Charlie and Billy were playing mailbox baseball

Forget it, all right?

Why don't you tell me something I don't know, asshole?

-Teddy, it's 100 feet. -Yeah, Teddy.

-It should have been me. -Don't say that, man.

-You ready? -Yeah, we've been ready for an hour.

You don't know what's in those woods.

I know he didn't mean to insult me.

Hey, come on, man. My brother gave me that!

You use your left hand or your right hand for that?

NOBODY CALLS TEDDY DUCHAMP A LOONY!

Gordie, I got something for you.

Go on, Choppie. Sic balls, Choppie.

I'm never gonna get out of this thread am I, Gordie?

But, with me...

Gordie wrote a story.

You're not taking him. Nobody's taking him.

I was living in a small town in Oregon called Castle Rock.

MY LITTLE NUGGA YOU GOT DIS

Happy BDay Paul! Happy BDay Dan!

No sign of the enemy. The fort is secure.

Cleere coming up

-You think so? -Yeah, I think so.

I don't care. That was a mean trick, Chris.

Up the ladder with another platter, it's Bobby Day with Rockin' Robin.

-Okay. -All right.

-Go for it, Vince. Go for it. -You want to race? Oh, yeah?

In April, my older brother, Dennis, had been killed in a jeep accident.

Well, not anymore.

7 points Miami?

loony loony loony

When ski past the side hit 12 year olds have been sending all day

What's the matter with Gordie?

Everyone knew I took it. Even Vern knew it, I think.

But I still got a three-day vacation, because it never showed up.

I promise I won't hock no more dirty books.

We knew exactly who we were and exactly where we were going.

Tell me something

Chopper'll be here.

CANT WAIT TO COME BY AND SEE IT

I think we should tell the cops.

She's a Catholic, man. They're all like that.