Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No way, Ace! Not this time, man. No way!
-Come on, Teddy. -No.
He went on to college and eventually became a lawyer.
Get the hell off the tracks, Teddy! You wanna get yourself killed?
-That was really fine. -You knew it was loaded, you wet end!
Just you
I wasn't that scared.
why don't you tell me something I don't know, Asshole
What do you mean?
I can hear it coming! Get out of the way!!
Barf
What a wet end you are, Lachance.
Two for flinching.
-That's it. Your ass is grass! -Hold it.
Planes is a ripoff of Cars
Get the hell off the tracks, Teddy. You want to get yourself killed?
When the Zyn spikes your blood pressure too high
Dylan in RESG chat
See you! Not if I see you first!
Any of you guys know when the next train is due?
Trade!
Done.
It's that Brower kid.
The Donelley twins barfed on each other.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
I Guess I’m Just A Pussy Huh?
"Billy, I think I just turned my Fruit of the Looms into a fudge factory."
You guys ever seen the inside of an adhd couple's utensil drawer?
When you and the hair stylist are 5 minutes late
Give me some skin.
Vern, you little son of a whore.
Hell, there isn't. You just jump.
We headed home. And although many thoughts raced through our minds,
-I knock. -Shit.
The greatest revenge idea a kid ever had.
He's crazier than a shithouse rat. No wonder you're acting the way you are,
Why? Who cares?
The train must have hit him.
Drum roll.
-Jesus! -Jesus!
You're gonna meet a lot of new guys. Smart guys.
Don't say that. Don't even think that.
-Vern Tessio dies! -No, Teddy, you're gonna die!
And our celebrity contestant, from KLAM in Portland,
I brought the ponchos
until eventually they became just two more faces in the halls.
No problem.
At the beginning of the school year he had buried a quart jar of pennies
Your friends can't tele. Watching you tele
You come back here.
Don't say that.
Yn Tell us a story
Yeah, I think he's right.
TRAIN!
POV: Your friend making excuses for why he hasn't started testorone therapy at MMG
Santa Croof
Come on. You guys, listen to me, 'cause this is boss.
-Dennis, when you're out there tomorrow... -Pop, did you read the story Gordie wrote?
Jew’s good.
-Are we gonna tell him? -We're not gonna tell nobody.
I'm not going alone. We should all go.
Well, see you in school.
Want some more?
making ashtrays and birdhouses.
Teddy tried several times to get into the army, but his eyes and his ear kept him out.
-You got shells for it? -Yeah.
I just get a couple of his hairs and down he goes.
half-way across the state and back, I'll be waiting for you on the other side
Skin it.
Mom, do you know where my canteen is?
Oh, man, wait till you hear this.
On cartoonito On cartoonito
Teddy, you and Vern watch the left side of the tracks.
You tell your folks you're sleeping over at Teddy's.
A week later, his mom cleaned out his room and threw away the map.
and I couldn't give a shit about my own dad
Why did Denny have to die? Why?
You wanna get laid you gotta get yourself a protestant
I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve
Jeez, that ending sucks.
-Is this thing on? Can you hear me? -Yeah!
I wish the hell I was your dad.
We only played three innings. That'd be a non-official game.
It'd be a small meal.
I'll tell you how they're gonna find him.
That's not the secret knock.
Me looking at surf today
You guys have two choices.
It's like God gave you something, man, all those stories that you can make up,
before I start collecting my goddamned Social Security, okay?
Didn't I just say I was French?
you looked like that fat guy in Abbott and Costello, when he saw the mummy.
It's boss.
I forget the secret knock. Let me in.
You watch your mouth, smart guy. Let him do his own fighting.
It was too hot and too much had happened.
I saw the other day, he was jerking off five elephants with one hand
And, bang! They all got totaled.
that I could go someplace where nobody knows me.
Mom?
A loony up in the nuthouse at Togus.
How about another double, golden oldie, twin-spin sound sandwich
Suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood.
Hey, at least now we know when the next train was due.
Sonic X Fans After Watching The Final Episode.
Just you
The kid's gone. They're never gonna find him.
Fuck writing! I don't want to be a writer.
You know, I dream about that sometimes.
I don't know.
He can't be a dog. He wears a hat and drives a car.
Great, spit at the fat kid. Real good.
Hey, Chris.
because everybody's gonna be so jazzed about what we found
Una pregunta que si me imagino
My contributions
No, really, I wasn't. Sincerely.